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Nominations for Chess.com Troll of the Month - Nov. 2013
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i nominate Soorat92 for all her posts on this forum.
I'm having a Sheldon moment - wish I could hear what was being said on this youtube clip - curse my pentium 3 laptop with a busted soundcard and no speakers
I also wish my tv worked
Damn my Big Bang withdrawl
Soorat92 wrote:
I'm having a Sheldon moment - wish I could hear what was being said on this youtube clip - curse my pentium 3 laptop with a busted soundcard and no speakers
True story: earlier today I almost tripped over my computer cable, and my computer fell onto the floor. The plastic shell was damaged, and my headphones are completely broken. Luckily my computer is still completely functional, but without headphones I can't watch videos online (I don't want to watch without headphones because then other people would hear it, and I don't like that). And I don't have TV. So I'm in the same kind of dilemma as you right now. But, looking on the bright side, at least I can still troll on the chess.com forums without having to use headpones. 
bloons wrote:
i nominate Soorat92 for all her posts on this forum.
Nomination accepted.
i nominate CHESScom for this:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/help-support/why-do-you-keep-bugging-me?lc=1#last_comment
post #6. It's guini pig's comment, but it should apply.
macer75 wrote:
Soorat92 wrote:
I'm having a Sheldon moment - wish I could hear what was being said on this youtube clip - curse my pentium 3 laptop with a busted soundcard and no speakers
True story: earlier today I almost tripped over my computer cable, and my computer fell onto the floor. The plastic shell was damaged, and my headphones are completely broken. Luckily my computer is still completely functional, but without headphones I can't watch videos online (I don't want to watch without headphones because then other people would hear it, and I don't like that). And I don't have TV. So I'm in the same kind of dilemma as you right now. But, looking on the bright side, at least I can still troll on the chess.com forums without having to use headpones.
You troll on chess.com forums???? 
Soorat92 wrote:
macer75 wrote:
Soorat92 wrote:
I'm having a Sheldon moment - wish I could hear what was being said on this youtube clip - curse my pentium 3 laptop with a busted soundcard and no speakers
True story: earlier today I almost tripped over my computer cable, and my computer fell onto the floor. The plastic shell was damaged, and my headphones are completely broken. Luckily my computer is still completely functional, but without headphones I can't watch videos online (I don't want to watch without headphones because then other people would hear it, and I don't like that). And I don't have TV. So I'm in the same kind of dilemma as you right now. But, looking on the bright side, at least I can still troll on the chess.com forums without having to use headpones.
You troll on chess.com forums????
um... I expected that you would have noticed that by now.
bloons wrote:
i nominate CHESScom for this:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/help-support/why-do-you-keep-bugging-me?lc=1#last_comment
post #6. It's guini pig's comment, but it should apply.
Since it's Mr. Guini Pig's comment, you can only nominate him. Would you like to do that?
macer75 wrote:
bloons wrote:
i nominate CHESScom for this:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/help-support/why-do-you-keep-bugging-me?lc=1#last_comment
post #6. It's guini pig's comment, but it should apply.
Since it's Mr. Guini Pig's comment, you can only nominate him. Would you like to do that?
no
i nominate Soorat again for this:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/help-support/why-do-you-keep-bugging-me?ncc=2#first_new_comment
post #18
bloons wrote:
macer75 wrote:
bloons wrote:
i nominate CHESScom for this:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/help-support/why-do-you-keep-bugging-me?lc=1#last_comment
post #6. It's guini pig's comment, but it should apply.
Since it's Mr. Guini Pig's comment, you can only nominate him. Would you like to do that?
no
lol - that's so mean ... I've looked and it looks really good - I'd be tempted to nominate him myself ... but I am saving my nominations for extra special trolls - like harryz
Ziryab wrote:
Xieff wrote:
Nominate Ziryab. He pushes his weight around too much.
Are you calling me fat?
That is a good idea!! Fat!! ;)
Soorat92 wrote:
Hi Rat - true ... but maybe we can endorse these other types of chess on here in the hope that chess.com will accommodate a type of chess to suit everyone's needs.
Some of the ideas I've had include:-
Inclusive chess - chess that remembers sometimes there is a third person who would normally have to just watch and miss out on playing
Aichmophobia chess - for those who preffer to play without sharp corners
Bricklayer's chess - for those who want a solid foundation in the game
Chess for people in a rush who enjoy games that end in stalemate
Are there any you'd like to see that I've missed???
Those are some sweet boards. (I like the stalemate too ;})
I think soorat has been nominated for 2 different threads harry so i would think blooms is ok to nominate her twice
i will second both of them as they are very funny. i like the way soorat has trolled the forum trying to find a troll.
keep up the good work and i like the big bang too but i prefer leonard and the faces he pulls when he thinks about having to deal with sheldon
macer75 wrote:
bloons wrote:
i nominate CHESScom for this:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/help-support/why-do-you-keep-bugging-me?lc=1#last_comment
post #6. It's guini pig's comment, but it should apply.
Since it's Mr. Guini Pig's comment, you can only nominate him. Would you like to do that?
YES!!!!
I-eat-guini-pigs wrote:
macer75 wrote:
bloons wrote:
i nominate CHESScom for this:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/help-support/why-do-you-keep-bugging-me?lc=1#last_comment
post #6. It's guini pig's comment, but it should apply.
Since it's Mr. Guini Pig's comment, you can only nominate him. Would you like to do that?
YES!!!!
Unfortunately, you cannot nominate yourself.
harryz wrote:
chessgeek95 wrote:
I think soorat has been nominated for 2 different threads harry so i would think blooms is ok to nominate her twice
i will second both of them as they are very funny. i like the way soorat has trolled the forum trying to find a troll.
keep up the good work and i like the big bang too but i prefer leonard and the faces he pulls when he thinks about having to deal with sheldon
No I'm pretty sure that macer specified somewhere that one member cannot nominate a single member 2 times
You can nominate one person for more than one thread or comment, but it counts as one nomination. In Soorat's case, chessgeek seconded her nomination, so she is now officially on the ballot.
Billion_Tactics_Boy wrote:
I nominate Jv40 for his ridicolous comment on this thread when he has a 1300 patzer rating in online chess. Probably hates autistic kids as well the poor muppet.
Can you show me which specific page on that thread those comments are on? Or, if they span multiple pages, where do they begin?
Ever critical - never supportive (sniff)
... but the other ones were pretty good :)