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Fortunately though it did have a towel so he had a weapon. (This is awesome.)
Unfortunately this towel smelled like the worst Vogan poetry. Ever.
Fortunately he had a can of Axe Body Spray handy and unleashed it on the towel as well as himself.
Unfortunately his bodily odors and the odors of the towel were WAY too strong to be covered by the Axe Body Spray.
Fortunately for those near the man who were offended by both his odor and the Axe Body Spray, a man standing next to him happened to light a match to his cigarette, and the vapors ignited and killed them both. The man, the towel, and the odor were abolished, smited from the the earth in a fiery POOF!
Fortunately he was in his house so he poured himself some strong tea. Ford came over and had some with him.
Unfortunately the tea was spilled all over their heads.
Fortunately Ford had a towel to dry them off
Unfortunately that's when Ford broke the news that they had to leave the planet and that Earth was going to end. Thus the start of the story has really begun!
Unfortunately that space craft is a one man spacecraft. That being said Arthur is forced in the bathroom, which hasn't been cleaned in a couple of weeks.
Fortunately Arthur had hid a flask of whiskey in the bathroom, so he didn't feel a thing as his one man space craft crashed into a barren planet.
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(1 decade later lol)
Unfortunately the barren planet had aliens who took Arthur underground and put him in jail.
Unfortunately the Nutri-Matic didn't have any tea to give Author