I am terrible at standard chess and better at bullet chess. Check my recent games, I've been on a terrible losing streak in standard and blitz chess and a winning streak in bullet.
Oh no... I'M A WOODPUSHER!!
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Vulpes ...Its normal na after havin losin streak ..i had ..continous winning streak ...XD seven or eight matches ..just have to hold the nerve !!!
Dec 25, 2012
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Vulpes_Vulpes I'm sorry but we cannot accept you in the " Woodpusher's Club ". Your rating checks out at 1693 and that is too high, sorry. On page 6 of my thread on " Silly Rules in Chess " I have the semi-official ratings list :
below 900 --- Patzer
900 to 1199 --- Woodpusher
1200 to 1499 --- Average
1500 to 1799 --- Above Average
1800 to 2100 --- Very Good
Above 2100 --- " Super Duper " ( future Titleholders ? )
This list is only a semi-official list and has not yet been adopted by the FIDE ( soon to be rectified I'm sure ). As you can see you are " Above Average ", sorry. 
cabadenwurt wrote:
Vulpes_Vulpes I'm sorry but we cannot accept you in the " Woodpusher's Club ". Your rating checks out at 1693 and that is too high, sorry. On page 6 of my thread on " Silly rules is Chess I have the semi-official ratings list :
below 900 --- Patzer
900 to 1199 --- Woodpusher
1200 to 1499 --- Average
1500 to 1799 --- Above Average
1800 to 2100 --- Very Good
Above 2100 --- " Super Duper " ( future Titleholders ? )
This list is only a semi-official list and has not yet been adopted by the FIDE ( soon to be rectified I'm sure ). As you can see you are " Above Average ", sorry.
ahem check my live chess ratings
Dec 25, 2012
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Oh ok your Live Chess ( Standard ) rating is 1435. But that still leaves you comfortably in the Average Rating and means that you are too smart to be a Woodpusher. A few wins and you will be back in the Above Average Rating category, sorry.
This year I started out a woodpusher, now I'm in averrrrage category :3. How long before I make it to super duper?
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