Olivia Rodrigo blocked me!

Well, let me back up. I was scrolling through my hundreds of text messages this morning, and I couldn’t help but notice that I had a text from Olivia Rodrigo. The text wasn’t a usual, “good morning babe” or anything like that, but instead said that she was going to block me. Although I knew why, I called her and asked her why. When she sung “we can’t be friends” in her high pitched voice, I knew she had found out that I was cheating on her with Ari. After a long phone call of arguing, she decided to block me. I rushed over to her house to try and explain myself, but when I heard her say “good for you, you’re doing great out there without me, baby” I knew that that was the end of our “relationship”, and that I had realistically no chance to recover our friendship. But then she told me something rather surprising. It turned out that she had actually been cheating on me the whole time, with a friend of mine. While I’m not who this was, I was surprised, and admittedly a little heartbroken that our relationship was for nothing, since we had both seemed to have found someone better. I suppose that our whole relationship was for nothing, and that we couldn’t make it work. That being said, I’m happy to have been with Ari secretly, since she’s been cheating on someone this whole entire time as well. I even tried reaching her on instagram and Snapchat, but she wouldn’t answer back, and I assume she’s blocked me there as well. While I hope we can be friends again someday, I was lucky to have her, and I must say, she was an amazing friend to me. I suppose that Ari is going through the same, and it’s like Deja vu, like Olivia would say. Anyways, I’d like to know who this secret lover of Olivia is, since she wouldn’t tell me due to her grudge against me after cheating on me. Of course, I would also like Ari to break up with her other lover, so that her and I can be happy together. Anyway, I hope all of this sorts out, and Ari and I can eat a slide of cheesecake and drink sparkling water in a bubble bath together again. Thank u, next, to Olivia. And yes, it is good 4 me that I’m doing great out that’s without you, baby.

Womp womp

IM SORRY, ARI, CAN WE GET BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS? WHEN WE WERE ON HONEYMOON AVENUE?

That’s pretty swexy, isn’t it?

Lmao.

Olivia is my swexy gf now. Not yours!!

You can have her. She’s a traitor!

Yeah, well, Ari, 🎶bye bye, boy bye, it's over it's over oh yeah.🎶 Olivia is such a 🎶teenage dream🎶. I can't believe Ari is 🎶enough for you🎶.

Well, unlike Olivia, Ari is an eternal sunshine, a sweetener, and she’s my everything. Olivia couldn’t live up to that.

I remember the good old days whenever nobody talked about Ariana Grande in every thread.

I remember the bad times when Ariana grande wasn’t mentioned in every thread.

Ariana grande isn't swexy at all. If she was, then she wouldn't have deserted me just because I went out on one cheesecake date with Olivia Rodrigo.

😑

I hate to break it to you… but Ari and I have been together for years.

nom nom nom popcorn🍿

Love you too.

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I guess I forgot to say this months ago, but we can't be friends.

I see a thread and bump it

This might be the least posted thread by basix