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Witkrag

 X-Box = No Brainerthumbdown.png

eryxc

/kill at p

eryxc

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eryxc

That’s everything... /mute cottonsock

/mute witkrag

Witkrag
cottonsock wrote:
If he wants to kill me , that’s OK , cos I’ve got nine lives ✌️🤪
 
Just to be on the safe side Cottonfrock I'd put at least two bullet proof
vests on.Just advising.wink.png
On a military note, the Uzi Submachine gun can be useful.Some models are capable of firing up to 1700 rounds per minute.Helpful sometimes in combatgrin.png
Duck-Season

I thought this was about a bus?

Just saw a photo of a fat French guy with a gun.....how did that happen?

Duck-Season

Trust the French to hunt for ducks on a bus.

Given their military history I feel perfectly safe.

Witkrag
cottonsock wrote:
.... get ready too duck !.

cottonfrock I am in despair re your Grammar.  Get ready TO duck.I am seriously considering having you transferred to a school for "special needs".So work on it!shock.png.

Witkrag
Duck-Season wrote:

Trust the French to hunt for ducks on a bus.

Given their military history I feel perfectly safe.

A joke which had a large measure of validity in WW2. "That is.......that WAS the Greek armygrin.png"

Duck-Season

We were caught off guard...our guard  was off herding his goats and the Krauts attacked without warning.

We still have Sparta though.

Witkrag

I like your sense of humour chum.Welcome on the bus!

Duck-Season

Cottonsock....the duck has never been accused of giving advice unless his life depended on it, on this occasion I am going to make an exception though.

Your comebacks need to be more punchy, never explain yourself, if you can’t aim below the belt try at least aim below the chest.

You can’t stone a guy to death with popcorn.

Also lose the emoticons if you want to be taken seriously.

I hope this helps.

eryxc
cottonsock wrote:
.... get ready too duck !

Grammar police!

Witkrag

In terms of Cricket Cottonfrock you are "out for a duck" and you have been since I first came across you.grin.png

eryxc

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Witkrag

You are up so early because you are due on the bus which will be setting off on a tour of

Southern Germany.The object  of the trip will be to consume as much beer as possible en

route.Munich in Bavaria will be principal place of interest.The local brew is great.Beer music

will be played to stimulate your thirsts.Cottonfrock will no doubt be keen on dressing up in

local traditional gear.Sadly he has a very limited beer tolerance.One half of beer shandy in him

and he is out for the count.Take note Cottonfrock! Only orange juice for you my lad.You will all

be notified of the departure date.If anyone has some suggestions as what would be of interest

to them on the trip these will be welcomed.The organisers  Non- Tours inc await your bookings

with enthusiasm.Watch this spotthumbup.png

eryxc

Whatever I am 14 years old and can’t have beer so I am off the bus unfollowing bye-bye!

Witkrag

There will be orange juice and X-box facilities available.Cottonfrock has begged the organisers to make sure these items will be availableSo you will be OK.thumbup.png

Witkrag
Tomlight wrote:
Ha ha