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I thought this was about a bus?
Just saw a photo of a fat French guy with a gun.....how did that happen?

cottonfrock I am in despair re your Grammar. Get ready TO duck.I am seriously considering having you transferred to a school for "special needs".So work on it!.

Trust the French to hunt for ducks on a bus.
Given their military history I feel perfectly safe.
A joke which had a large measure of validity in WW2. "That is.......that WAS the Greek army"

We were caught off guard...our guard was off herding his goats and the Krauts attacked without warning.
We still have Sparta though.

Cottonsock....the duck has never been accused of giving advice unless his life depended on it, on this occasion I am going to make an exception though.
Your comebacks need to be more punchy, never explain yourself, if you can’t aim below the belt try at least aim below the chest.
You can’t stone a guy to death with popcorn.
Also lose the emoticons if you want to be taken seriously.
I hope this helps.

In terms of Cricket Cottonfrock you are "out for a duck" and you have been since I first came across you.

You are up so early because you are due on the bus which will be setting off on a tour of
Southern Germany.The object of the trip will be to consume as much beer as possible en
route.Munich in Bavaria will be principal place of interest.The local brew is great.Beer music
will be played to stimulate your thirsts.Cottonfrock will no doubt be keen on dressing up in
local traditional gear.Sadly he has a very limited beer tolerance.One half of beer shandy in him
and he is out for the count.Take note Cottonfrock! Only orange juice for you my lad.You will all
be notified of the departure date.If anyone has some suggestions as what would be of interest
to them on the trip these will be welcomed.The organisers Non- Tours inc await your bookings
with enthusiasm.Watch this spot
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