Here Kitty Kitty Kitty.........hold that tiger Cottonfrock....
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Say Gang.How about a guided tour of Cottonfrock's "Continental Cattery"?.The bus will travel from Harwich to Hook of Holland.then to the cattery where Cottonfrock will greet us with a welcoming drink.Choice between Orange juice and beer."Heineken".then Lord J who is the CEO of the Society for the promulgation of the Kittery Cattery Movement will give a talk on the aims of the society.Although it is voluntary all contributions to the running of Catteries the world over will be warmly welcomed.In return you will be given pamphlets to help you rear your own cats in a proper way.You will also be given a cuddly toy kitten to cuddle.This will appeal to those who would love to have a cat but whose pit bull friend would not approve.Ouch!Before Lunch Egg on Toast or Rijsttafel Cottonfrock will give presentation on Kitty kat Kare.He will demonstrate how to bathe. a kitty,what sort of shampoo/conditioner/moisturiser etc is most suited.Also how to bottle feed and change diapers of the very young kitty Kats.I know most of you can hardly wait for this event.Then after a grand tour of the cattery it will be time to head back home.En route there will be an in-bus movie.Suggestions as to what film you would enjoy are welcome.What about Sylvester and Tweety Pie. "I taut i taw a puddy tat a kweeping up on me....."
.Cottonfrock awaits your response with interest.
Hey DUMBO! where are you these days?????
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Go bug cottonfrock.He's equally dumb. If you diss too much
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Oh shut up once and for all.You're getting boring.
/mute witkrag
Witkrag wrote:
Oh shut up once and for all.You're getting boring.
nothing else to say to you chump.
cottonsock wrote:
Temper , temper , Witkrag, that’s no way to talk to anyone .
Oh there you are Cottonfrock.I thought you might have closed your account.Damn!
Your pal ERYXC should learn some manners.I think his folk should send him to bed with no dinner tonight.Hope you are looking forward to the bus tour of your Kittery Cattery.Sadly we have not had a single booking so far.I wonder why?
cottonsock wrote:
..... and by the way , I’ve booked you in at the local asylum,
they know how to look after people., like you ✌️🤪
they know how to look after people., like you ✌️🤪
Book yourself in schmuck.Your needs in that direction are far far greater than mine.Trust me.
Witkrag wrote:
cottonsock wrote:
Temper , temper , Witkrag, that’s no way to talk to anyone .
Oh there you are Cottonfrock.I thought you might have closed your account.Damn!
Your pal ERYXC should learn some manners.I think his folk should send him to bed with no dinner tonight.Hope you are looking forward to the bus tour of your Kittery Cattery.Sadly we have not had a single booking so far.I wonder why?
That’s not how you say my name...
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Hey Cottonfrock.I'm sure you enjoy Calypso music.From the West Indies.One of the iconic performers was "Lord Kitchener".Among his songs was "My Pussin" As you have KittyKattyphilia I'm sure this one will "send" you.Check it out on Youtube-I assume you know how to access youtube?
Witkrag wrote:
Hey Cottonfrock.I'm sure you enjoy Calypso music.From the West Indies.One of the iconic performers was "Lord Kitchener".Among his songs was "My Pussin" As you have KittyKattyphilia I'm sure this one will "send" you.Check it out on Youtube-I assume you know how to access youtube?
Nope
Perhaps you could teach Cottonfrock how to access youtube-assuming you know how
Come on Cottonfrock....be assertive for once in your feline life--meeoww