pickup lines.

Damn, those are some very weak lines. 

 Stick to the pawn, boys.

It's not funny but I always say, "Hello."  Conversation can go anywhere from there. 

Like, "Get away from me or I'll blow my rape whistle!"

Or, "My friend's dad invented mace."

Is that even a line?

"SHOTS?!"

LOL

I bet you get so many girls with those pickup lines...

 Your eyes are really cute. Nah, wait! It looks like the right one is a little cuter than the left one.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

.. "I have this Really Cool, Web link.. And, I'd like to send it, to your i-phone" !

.. {and, so you're Not lackng, for a link, in case she's agreeable}.

http://frank151.com/each-state-perfectly-described-by-one-photograph/?utm_source=taboola&utm_campaign=taboola_US_desktop_frank151-statephotos-us-d-taboola_24_5bd7_20170331_dl_5052&utm_term=businessinsider&utm_medium=businessinsider

Oh look its cookedqueen again. Calls me bad but doesn't have the guts to play me in 3 min blitz LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I don't need to

Is this a pick up line?   haha niiiiiiiiiiice

Actually u didn't asked for a game. But even just in case, I play for fun and in between my work. Means (politely spoken) I choose my opponents.

I did ask for a game in one of the other forums LOL. You just didn't see it. But since you don't want to play me, it's clear you're not very confident in your ability. 

Actually when using a subjunctive things are treated different. And a game with a player without sportsmanship and worst attitude I always reject.