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MEXIMARTINI
Apr 28, 2017
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#81
Bahahahahahahhh!!! GodsPawn has a permanent hand print on his face from getting slapped so much. Hahahahaha! Nice lines man. They're hilarious!!
MEXIMARTINI wrote:
Bahahahahahahhh!!! GodsPawn has a permanent hand print on his face from getting slapped so much. Hahahahaha! Nice lines man. They're hilarious!!
The left side of my face is like Larry from the 3 stooges. Slapped so many times its numb.
"You have a better body than my dead great-grandmother!"
Apr 28, 2017
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#84
Hey guys Mike from Boston question how do you get back to your game log after you send someone a message? I'm closing out and living back in to do so. sugestings? thanks
Apr 28, 2017
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#85
GodsPawn2016 wrote:
"You have a better body than my dead great-grandmother!"
😂😂😂😂
.. "Hello, guys.. Is there anyone here"? .. 'carolina' .. Several minutes ago, on 'Tom's, {oftentimes, warped}, thread.
Excuse me miss...I found a French poodle wandering loose in the parking lot, and honestly, you're the only person in here that's classy enough to own one....
"I have a thing for amputees."
intermediatedinoz wrote:
Satriani?
Silver Surfer...
Are you a mechanic? Cuz every time I see you I can see you in my car,
GuardianOfTheKing wrote:
Are you a mechanic? Cuz every time I see you I can see you in my car,
Whew! Thought you were going a different driectioin with this one
SonOfThunder2 wrote:
GuardianOfTheKing wrote:
Are you a mechanic? Cuz every time I see you I can see you in my car,
Whew! Thought you were going a different driectioin with this one
I started having visions of grease monkeys, propeller beanies, and cigars.
Apr 28, 2017
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#93
my dad told me that the racing driver James Hunt used to say 'fancy a shag' to virtually any chick he met. apparently it worked 2/5 on average
Hey...wanna go hang out on a chess forum all night, baby?
GodsPawn2016 wrote:
SonOfThunder2 wrote:
GuardianOfTheKing wrote:
Are you a mechanic? Cuz every time I see you I can see you in my car,
Whew! Thought you were going a different driectioin with this one
I started having visions of grease monkeys, propeller beanies, and cigars.
I had a vision of a wrench...oh, nevermind
are you a parking ticket? cuz everything on you says FINE!
May 1, 2017
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#98
wraithleader wrote:
are you a parking ticket? cuz everything on you says FINE!
That's bizarre. JUST yesterday, someone said that to me. (jokingly i'm sure) but still..bizarre you posted that.
MEXIMARTINI wrote:
"wanna make out?"
Mexi! Sigh.. ..... ........ .....😔
