Some people can't socialize on chess.com

I'm just a kid who needed a new hobby and who had way too much time on their hands.

That's true. Many people probably think I am.


No I firmly believe that you are a 2d woman and will always be a 2d woman

Of course

No. I think you're a Norwegian Prince, not Nigerian.
I am not at all an adult.
I'm flattered you think so though.