one time i choked on a lemon
Story time (could be anything)
He started shining this cool looking glove flashlight thing which, kinda looked like iron man’s glove, into the fountain.
So, being the chill guy I am, I tell him “Hey, man, that’s a cool flashlight!”
“Uh, thanks!” He says.
“Bobby, I don’t think that’s a flashlight.” My date whispers to me.
I ignored her and pressed further. “What is that? Some kind of glove?”
“Uh… no.” He proceeded to take off his hand. It wasn’t a glove. It was a prosthetic hand.
“Oh… OH!” I yelled. I actually don’t think that’s I offended him. I’m pretty sure he laughed and probably got a good kick out of it.
Im bored...
nothing to do in college