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Memes and jokes No rules
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

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Why
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Why cant dinosaurs juggle?

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Because they are dead

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Because he didn’t have the guts to
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no! u stink like lettuce
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The reason the the skeleton didn't cross the road is because it didn't have the guts to go

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To the woods to the woods.

I'll call the Metropolitan police.

I am the Metropolitan Police !

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To the woods to the woods.

I'll report you to a moderator.

I am a moderator......you're blocked !

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I don’t get it
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Well I'll spell it out.

A person in distress being taken by force to a forest ----to protect themselves from the abductor threatens.to tell a person who could help them through.the.problem.

Trouble is that today those who could have helped.are often complicit and no longer fit for purpose.Sadly.

Capiche ?

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Capash
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You did say no rules

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That dosent mean you put something really bad
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dannyuuuu136 wrote:
That dosent mean you put something really bad

I know that.But you know what the mods are like .

They.love the power Sometimes they block something that is ok but then leave something which should be blocked to keep running.Anyway.

Mummy. Mummy Why do I keep running .round in circles?

Shut up child or I'll nail.your other foot to the floor!

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Ok fine no rules f the kids
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Kids and mods
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um okay

what do you call a knight who lives next door?