The 1,000 Laws Of Motion

Edit: Many ppl didn't understand the joke, so this will make it clear -->https://www.google.com/search?q=loose+motion&sxsrf=ALeKk02jIT0YDnHUiHY3cgfhDLI9Op_uMQ%3A1622012984865&ei=OPStYLCWNKHD3LUP1Yu3uAc&oq=loose&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAEYADIHCAAQsQMQQzIHCAAQsQMQQzIFCAAQsQMyBAgAEEMyBQgAELEDMgQIABBDMgIIADIHCAAQsQMQQzIHCAAQsQMQQzIECAAQQzoECCMQJzoICAAQsQMQgwFQgh9Y_Slg-zVoAHACeACAAekBiAHqCJIBBTAuNS4xmAEAoAEBqgEHZ3dzLXdpesABAQ&sclient=gws-wiz

1. It happens when you eat too many mangoes.

wut

2. It usually happens in the morning xD

wut wut

i know the answer

say it

i  thought there was emoji of that thing

unfortunately chess.com has banned such emojis

lol

Im crazy for mangoes but the laws of motion prevent me from eating them

strawberries nor available

that sucks man im obsessed with mangoes too but I rarely ever eat them also: "laws of motion" do u mean laws of physics?

what da heck is this post

lol

also, these are not 1,000

1st law of white pants: they WILL get tomato sauce on them. NO MATTER WHAT

lol

white pants r magnets to food 

yeah

My uncle had on white pants at a pizza place. The food didn't come yet, but this guy walked past him and A PICE OF PIZZA FELL ON HIS LAP. THE GUY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE DROPPED IT. That's why my uncle started only wearing black...

It is time to unite over the revolution of the pants

lol