The Court Of Otf - Media mogul goes dark?

Do you have a petty dispute with someone? Did someone say something that ticked you off slightly more than it should of? Did someone pull a weapon on you? (Flashbacks to the wedding *shudders*) well I present a solution! The official court of otf. The defendant can select someone to be there lawyer where (remaining completely satire) they must use fancy enough language to beat there opponent! (Idk i just did this in a live chat and it was lowkey kinda fun).

Only one case can take part at the time ofc and that will be present as the title.

There will be a set judge and 12 jurors at a time (depending on the popularity of the thread)

Any cases please feel fee to dm me

Current case - Well known OTF-er @Pitiless_pawn discontinued his thread The OTF Times leaving users uninformed of important events

Example of a Case:
Title: Case of the Stolen Meme
Prosecutor: @UserA
Defendant: @pitiless_pawn
Lawyer (for Prosecutor): @FancyLawyer1
Lawyer (for Defendant): @WittyLawyer2
Judge: @Got-Dead and me

The Claim: @UserA alleges that @UserB stole a meme they had just posted, resulting in a loss of “online respect” and “meme reputation.”
The Defence: @UserB claims that memes belong to the internet, and therefore, they are free to take and share as they wish, provided it is in the spirit of fun.
The Judgment: The court will now deliberate.

Jurors for the case:

Can I be the judge for the court? I pinky promise to be fair and impartial in all the cases

Hell yeah (I needed someone to share the spot with anyway. No I am not self appointing myself but I'm the only one who can literally maintain order here)

Is it cruel to summon pitiless for ending the OTF times?

no, it's not cruel to summon pitiless for ending the OTF times

unless he slips me a twenty, than it's very cruel and injust

Bet. Now we need jurors

mememe I wanna be juror

Juror number 1 ladies and gentlemen!

i lowkey might just summon people by dms like real jury duty lol

l wanna be a lawyer but idk if l could manage. l've won in debates before but OTF shi is lowk scary.

I think you've got it in you and you can always request help. Would you be the prosecutor or defendant's lawyer though?

Defendant 'cause l wanna support Xander but l don't think he's gonna accept me. He'd rather fight for himself. 😭

My dad's a lawyer. I can ask him to decide on a case if it isn't too weird

I’d like to hire your dad. If he’s not available, I’d like to hire you. I pay well.

Au contraire. I’ll take as much help as l can get.

Yayaya I've been to court before

Do you accept my job offer?

Its going to be a tough case thats all I am saying. I'm going to dm 11 random otf-ers to be our jury js so I need to know for official legal team (upto 3 people) and who the lead is

Yess hire me we'll win ez

someone sue me