THE OFFICIAL WOOLLENSOCK CHAT CAFE ! 😹

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maybe

 

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DavidNorman435 wrote:

maybe

 

No, I checked. @woollensock is it. https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/top-dino

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Anyways an Octopus snuck into the cat cafe. I recommend the owners to have more security.

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Ok
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LOL
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But in palau 🇵🇼 the bank 🏦 stilled the money 💴 well WACH OUT
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But he could still it
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K
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woollensock wrote:
Security at this cafe is tighter than at the Bank Of England ! 😾

Wow! Does the bank of England really have no security?

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woollensock wrote:
Also I have a doorman of gigantic proportions, who can easily deal with any intruders ! 😾

Well I guess the North Pacific Octopus snuck past him...

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woollensock wrote:
Yeah OK ! Octopus got bye cos my doorman fell asleep 😴
I’ve fired him , and now I’ve installed an electronic robot, ain’t nobody gonna get past him ! ✌️😺

Well actually you made the doorman really angry and he destroyed the electronic robot and I came in. That is why I am here and the doorman is destroying the cafe!

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hi woollensock

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OctopusSqueeze2007 wrote:
woollensock wrote:
Yeah OK ! Octopus got bye cos my doorman fell asleep 😴
I’ve fired him , and now I’ve installed an electronic robot, ain’t nobody gonna get past him ! ✌️😺

Well actually you made the doorman really angry and he destroyed the electronic robot and I came in. That is why I am here and the doorman is destroying the cafe!

 

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woollensock wrote:
Yeah OK ! Octopus got bye cos my doorman fell asleep 😴
I’ve fired him , and now I’ve installed an electronic robot, ain’t nobody gonna get past him ! ✌️😺

Cool; does he shoot lasers through his eyes?

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Nylonsock wrote:

Wings there’s nothing my doorman can’t do ! ✌️😹

Awesome; he's a keeper then

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*Octopus climbs in through the roof!* Hi, everyone! *Trips the doorman, and then somehow the doorman's flying mode is activated. He launches out the window and eventually goes to Mars*. Lol

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*And now a little hummingbird flys in through the open window and steals some soup* Don’t try to eat me cats, hummingbirds have the best agility in the bird world. *hummingbird flys out of window unnoticed g
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When I read the name of this topic, I pronounced "Chat" like "Cat", LOL

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nice

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Tired. So will rest head on a table for now.