The Roosters problem..

is these self promoters. I am fine if you promote your club but I clearly said not to promote your club if it is chess focused or I do not know you in my bio yet these people keep spamming pms. As my friend b1zmark said “Most of the time, I receive invites from random people. It's nice and all, but you know what would be nicer? Trying to establish a relationship before selling your product. It's basic salesmanship. Salespeople will always try to chat you up before selling you products, because it's much more effective that way.“ And these people they don’t even try. They just annoy you when ever they get a chance. There are also friend beggars but they don’t focus on me. It is really a headache. 

You know, you could turn the tables on them. Try to sell them rooster burgers. Everybody knows chicken, and beef, and turkey, and pork, and ham, but do they know rooster? This is your time to shine, I mean crow.

Hmmmm a kamikaze /ambush won’t be entertaining enough but good suggestion. I will hide in his food and attack right moment thanks

The burger will be big because my rare species is 1 1/2  feet smaller then a horse.

No. Make human burgers and sell them to roosters.

True

That is too far.

That is not my only problem.

Another problem for the rooster is me

The rooster has already taken the first step by posting about it. Sharing with the community is the first step in healing. 

Also sometimes the product is so compelling, marketing is not required. Or the market is not discerning enough. 

True

I will eat you rooster if it's the

last thing  do

yeah 

disagree, with soy sauce any animal can taste good

[Moved - OT_GC] 

No one can eat the Rooster. We will keep him safe.

Thanks.

Yup, we've got your back Rooster!

And all the other parts