The story of Shakas Tama, the worst dictator in Minecraft history

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TheChessInfinity

There are lots and lots of dictators in Minecraft history, such as NotNico and Technoblade. But there is one dictator that is a lot eviler than NotNico or Technoblade, and his name is Shakas Tama.

Early life of Shakas Tama

Shakas Tama was born in the city of Shusdar, the economic capital of the Villager Empire, in the 24th of June in 1812. He had a normal childhood, but at the age of 14, he dropped out of school and saw painting as his natural talent. He attended art school and got accepted, and in 1827 there was an art competition. He spent 10 hours on his artwork only to get beaten by a baby scribble that takes less than a minute to finish. After that embarrassing loss, he got expelled from art school. He attended another art school and got instantly rejected. Tama was then whipped daily by his dad, Shakas Shuman, for being expelled and rejected from art school.

In 1831, the First Illager War started. Tama joined the Villager Army and fought most notably in the Battle of Ayyayan. After the war, he got promoted into an E-4. When another art competition started in 1834, a year after the war ended, Tama left the army to participate in the competition. He was also near last place in the competition. And Tama got whipped by his dad again.

In 1836, Tama made a passionate speech about the terrible side of the Villagers and tried to get a group of friends to join him in a future revolution. He and his friends went to jail. They were released in the 8th of March in 1837. After he gained more supporters, he made another passionate speech. In May 1837, he took part in the Villager Scholar's Cup.

Villager Scholar's Cup

For those who don't know about the Villager Scholars' Cup (VSC), the Villager Scholar's Cup is a national political program of the Villager Empire that was a blueprint for the World Scholar's Cup (WSC). The Villager Scholar's Cup was founded in 1787 by Oshtunt Vichega until it was banned in 1844 by the Tamaist Party. The Villager Scholar's Cup was reincarnated in 2007 by Daniel Berdichevsky as the World Scholar's Cup.

Rise of the Tamaist Party

Tama went to the VSC to debate with Adolf Mahasti, a former senator of the Villager Empire, in which he won. In 1840, he organized a putsch in Ashtar in order to overthrow the Duke of Ashtar.

His followers raided the town hall of Ashtar and made the Duke a slave. After that, Tama became the new Duke of Ashtar. His followers entered Villager City in order to assassinate the Emperor of the Villagers, Tokar III. Tama became the Shebetkanam (Empire's Chancellor) of the newly founded Tamaist Republic of the Villagers (TRV). During his regime, he banned the VSC and sent Pillagers, Piglins, LGBT people and disabled people to slave camps.

Interaction with Karl Marx 

In 1849, on an expedition to Minecraftia, Karl Marx sold the Communist Manifesto to Tama. Tama translated it to Illagerian and shoved Marx's teachings into Tamaist ideology and created a new political ideology: Marxo-Tamaism.

The Second Illager War

In 1850, the Second Illager War started. In November 1852, Tama led his army to raid the capital of the Pillagers, Pillager City. This costed a lot of troops, resources and ammunition. In the end, the Pillagers regained all of the land they had before the war.

Post-war life

After the defeat, the Steve Army invaded the weakened Tamaist army. The Steve Army won Port Ush, which is today called Naffia.

In 1855, Tama was shot while in his minecart. He died and was buried in a sacrophagus.

JardTheCreator
I’m not gonna read that.
TheChessInfinity
Arushva10 wrote:
I’m not gonna read that.

Why?

TheChessInfinity

A sin? Do you even know what a dictator is?

TheChessInfinity

And what can you say about Tama?

TheChessInfinity

and so is technoblade. Can you say something about Tama?

TheChessInfinity
stixystix0212 wrote:
Techno blade is not a dictator. He is a legend

He is both.

TheChessInfinity

And I'm not talking about technoblade. I'm talking about Tama.

Invader19832009

So this guy was trying to make a communist minecraft village?

TheChessInfinity
Invader19832009 wrote:

So this guy was trying to make a communist minecraft village?

Not just a village, but an empire.

Jontavious772
wrote:

So this guy was trying to make a communist minecraft village?

Thats my shcool logo…

TheChessInfinity

Can you say something about Tama?

Invader19832009
Jontavious772 wrote:
wrote:

So this guy was trying to make a communist minecraft village?

Thats my shcool logo…

A communist minecraft village?

Or my profile picture?

My profile picture is the Green Bay Packers

TheChessInfinity

invader it's not just a village. He made an empire.

Invader19832009

ok,ok. empire

So basically 2 communist villages ruled buy one guy (Tama)

TheChessInfinity

Not 2 villages, but like thousands of them

Invader19832009

thousands? must be a good seed.

TheChessInfinity

I put so much hard work just to get these dumb comments!

TheChessInfinity

Let's beat Pitcairn Islands's population in comments!

tsukiyo7809
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