Hey, Jesus, Can't a gnome get any privacy in these threads?
The Ultimate GameShow and the Adventures of Elenin 2.0
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Dr Phil, do you have anything you'd like to say to RJC? "Nope"!
RJC, do you have anything you'd like to say to Dr Phil? "Nope"! When we come back, Eric will join us and explain why a Dr Phil thread will be mandatory in V3.
I am offering a REWARD. If anyone can find kboyer and bring her back, my friend and neighbor, LARRY, will give you 5 miles of gum wrapper chains Enough to decorate 50 Christmas trees.
Some of my best friends are gay. Obviously they've been seeing more of each other than I've been led to believe. 
YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE; CHESS.COM HAS DECLARED 6/26/15 A HOLIDAY. IT WILL BE KNOWN AS "WELCOME HOME KBOYER DAY"
she's back???????
Well...
I'm on my way...
It will all be explained here...
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/sneak-preview-from-elenin-studioshellipv2-lives-coming-this-fall
Another link?
WE INTERUPT THIS PROGRAM
TO BRING YOU
THE FOLLOWING
SPECIAL REPORT
This is part of
Continuing coverage of
The Funeral of
V2
And is brought to you
by Elenin Studios.
Today’s report is being simulcast at
our sister stations:
https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/sneak-preview-from-elenin-studioshellipv2-lives-coming-this-fall?lc=1#last_comment
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https://www.chess.com/forum/view/help-support/the-entire-blog-section-of-chesscom-is-gone-is-this-due-to-v3?page=271
We now return you to Candy Kane
in New York.
Good Afternoon.
This is Candy Kane.
As V2’s funeral procession continues
outside the headquarters of Chess.com…
...we are now joined
by our correspondent…
Vinnie Valentine.
Live at the scene.
Vinnie?
Are you there?
Yes…I’m here, Candy.
LIVE at the cemetery…
for the closing ceremony
of our beloved V2.
where we now join the service…
in progress…
Ashes to ashes…
...and dust to dust.
And now…
Let us linger
for one last time…
as We say
Rest in peace my friend
and
Goodbye
V2.
Oh how we loved you…
And we will NEVER forget you!!!
This is Vinnie Valentine.
Back to you Candy.
Well…there you have it.
This concludes our coverage of
The Funeral of V2.
I know it’s a scary thought…
But the future of chess
now lies in the hands of V3.
So…for all of us here
at Elenin Studios…
I’m Candy Kane.
Goodnite.
CBS
The (C)hess (B)roadcating (S)ystem
in cooperation
with
Elenin Studios
Proudly Presents
the following
S P E C I A L
P R E S E N T A T I O N
And now…
It’s time for the exciting
new game show…
Russian
Roulette!
With Your Host
Vinnie Valentine
Good Evening.
I’m your host…Vinnie Valentine.
And thanks
for
joining us tonight.
Let’s play…
Russian
Roulette!
But first…
let’s meet our contestants
for tonight’s game.
In the RED corner...
proudly representing
the country of Russia…
Mr. Vladimir Putin…
is here with us tonight!!
And in the Blue Corner...
representing the United States…
we have Erik…
of Chess.com!!!
SHE'S NOT IN HAWAII
