Things I Used To Do

I used to be a lumberjack, but ended up quitting.

Just couldn't hack it anymore.

So I tried my hand at carpentry.

But I just got bored.

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Then I moved down South and got a job in an orange juice plant.

I liked it alot, but they canned me 'cuz I couldn't concentrate.

Wow, (reverb) ....

I never realized how big and empty this place was.

i tried my luck at a sawmill, but i wasn't so sharp.  :D

Then my uncle apprenticed me as a tailor.

After a few months, we both agreed;  ... I just wasn't suited for it.

It was just a so-so job anyway.

At one time, I considered being a history teacher.

Then I realized there was no future in that.

i said i wanted to be a comedian and they laughed. well they're not laughing now