Uhhhhhhhh

Can I have a cookie?? PLEEEEEEEEEEESE! PLEEEEEEEEESE cheaze? Or maybe a shnoodle…yargen blargen… Who are you and why are you in my castle of pudding??? WHY!?!?!? PLEFRMGLF! BEAT THAT! MWAHAHAHAHAAA am i going insane DON'T TAKE ME TO THE LOONY BIN!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Click to insert chess diagrams, problems, or a full chess game!

WELL THAT WAS THE BEST GAME I EVER HADS!!

Setov emos (wow i didn't know it would come out like that!) deen stuj I won!! SETOV EM EVIG!!!!!! this is fun, ya?

EXACTLY!!!!

In my castle of pudding??? YES YOU ARE!! NOW GET OUT BEFORE YOU MELT THE STAIRS!!!

NO!! DON'T LET THE MEN IN WHITE SUITS TAKE ME AWAY!! AHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGgg……HIYAS!

idk, fruitcake?? YEAA!!! FRUITCAKE!! DA FOOD OF DA MEE!! WAAHAAAHAAAAA!! no you can't have any!! :P so HAH!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~BLOOOOOOP!!

I pride myself in the ability to go insane whenever I wish and to return from the insanity when I want to. :D

Uhhhhhhhh…yeah. Why?

Is that you in your picture?

Ur a dork calvin

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

SO R U!! B HAPY!! WOOOO!!!

DORKS RUL!!!

no i'm not. well, at least not like you are anyway. heheh!

tacos can totally beat Chuck Norris…

こんにちわ

ゆかめです？

This shows how bored I am... >.<

 The Japanese Reads:

こんにちわ - Konnichiwa <Translation> Hello

ゆかめです？ - Kokama desu? <Translation> How are you?

lolz, Samsung thinks that Chuck Norris could beat the sun at a staring competition. :-)

rofl, whatever

Well he DOES!! :P

This is what it sounds like when someone goes skidiving and their parachute doesn't open:

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *shploot*

Hmmm...🤔