What is your most embarassing moment?

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ilikecapablanca
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It was just another normal day for me, I was walking to meet a friend down the pleasant streets of Monrovia.  It was very hot that day and I hadn't been feeling well but I still of course had things to do.  About half way to my destination when suddenly the feeling of I have to drop this turd right now hit me.   It is not easy to find a good public toilet but I did find one at a little cafe just in time before I soiled myself.  I ran to the restroom and just in time pulling down my shorts and sitting down I let out a long, loud, rumbling fart followed by the satisfying slpooshes.  Then some smart mouthed kid outside the stall says "I've had days like that too."

AkumaX

My fake British accent is known to be horrendous to anyone who's actually from England.

ilikecapablanca
Sea-Ray-Jay wrote:

Truly a disturbing thread. Staff please delete.

That is most interesting... Why do you say this?

ilikecapablanca

There are no children near where I live.  I am 13. I am not sure what this has to do with anything though...

ilikecapablanca

Jay, you'd probably find a seagull disturbing if it beat you in an argument.

Your only forum post is a whine.

You are now blocked... 

pugancious33

Disturbing, OP must be an old ped.........

ThreeTwoFourteen

OP bolted the site after Sea Ray exposed him, haha hilarious.

ilikecapablanca
ThreeTwoFourteen wrote:

OP bolted the site after Sea Ray exposed him, haha hilarious.


Nah mate, I got a life. However, you should never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn.

How ya been?

Haven't seen you in a while...

Still inisting I'm a pedo, eh? Good on ya, your stubbornness will get you places. 

Peace out, 

 ~ Kappa

ilikecapablanca

(Yeah, this is a bit unsettling, I'll probs take it down once I've caught up with my buddy.)

ThreeTwoFourteen

Why did u delete the creepy poo story old man?

ilikecapablanca
ThreeTwoFourteen wrote:

Why did u delete the creepy poo story old man?

Haha it was immature. That's why...

ThreeTwoFourteen

So you do admit to sharing as story about poop and a public men's bathroom? Yes or no old man?

ilikecapablanca
ThreeTwoFourteen wrote:

So you do admit to sharing as story about poop and a public men's bathroom? Yes or no old man?

Yes, judge. I can see how that it gravely upset you, so I took it down.

ThreeTwoFourteen

Thanks for admitting that I am right old man.

ilikecapablanca
ThreeTwoFourteen wrote:

Thanks for admitting that I am right old man.

Everyone is right sometimes matey, so no problem. I'm glad it makes you happy.

ThreeTwoFourteen

You disappeared for a while. Why? Prostate problems? Legal issues?

ilikecapablanca
ThreeTwoFourteen wrote:

You disappeared for a while. Why? Prostate problems? Legal issues?

Life got in the way. Sorry to disappoint.

ThreeTwoFourteen

Yeah, I expected you to admit your old man problems, haha!

ilikecapablanca
ThreeTwoFourteen wrote:

Yeah, I expected you to admit your old man problems, haha!

Nah mate, as in I got my first job, and my schedule has been packed with social events.