Worst Jokes Ever

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Jace_lecraefan

What do pigs eat?

a big slobbery mess!

Jace_lecraefan

Where is Everybody?

ChessFanaticStar

why is 6 scared of 7?

Jace_lecraefan

because 6 8 9

come on thats an old one.

ChessFanaticStar

I know, which is why it's bad!

Jace_lecraefan

Well it is a bad jokes fourum....

Mauve26

I swear it was 7 ate 9, not 6 ate 9

Mauve26

6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9. 10 got mad at 7 for that.

Iluvsmetuna

was 5 scared of 6 cos 6 came after 5 ?

formyoffdays

Kill me now.

Iluvsmetuna

Ok why did the chessplayer cross the road ? So he could block it! Get it ?

claptonisgod

WHAT CALL JAPANESE DOG WHEN HE CROSS ROAD IN NORTH KOREA?

claptonisgod

ACT OF WAR.

formyoffdays
kaynight wrote:

Food.

+1

formyoffdays

Why did the man run away?

Because his sandwich was cold.

Jace_lecraefan

and his mouth was burning up w/ creole.

actualnotanewbie

stop it.

What is black and whie and red all over:

1)A cow eating strawberries

2) An Oreo dipped in raspberry jam

3) R--skins jersys

4) A blood stained war letter

5) E Ink Kindles

6) 50,000 Shades of Gray

Jace_lecraefan

7)creole container.

claptonisgod

8) LEFTOVER PEOPLE OF PLANET AFTER N.KOREAN WORLD DOMINATION

ChessFanaticStar

9: A red car with black and white checker pattern on the hood.