You're banned (forum game)

DefinitelyNotGM

'Ban' the person above you for a funny reason. Don't worry, the bans are not real

Kingdom_Hearts

I ban you for using any words.

DefinitelyNotGM

You're banned for doing what you banned me for

Timothy_P

DefinitelyNotGM is banned for making way too many topics!

DefinitelyNotGM

You're banned for using an old violin

1RedKnight99

I ban you for being in too many groups.

DefinitelyNotGM

You're banned for having too many bowling balls

Kerl126

DefinitelyNotGM is banned for having clouds in his profile picture.

1RedKnight99

Kerl126 is banned for not having an avatar

chessgdt

You're banned for having 99 in your username.

Kerl126

chessgdt is banned for having the word "chess" in his username.

chessgdt

You are banned for getting the Corrupt a Wish forum locked (and then unlocked).

DefinitelyNotGM

You're banned for having a white background on your profile picture

zealandzen

You're banned for having "GM" in your user name because even though you're "DefinitelyNotGM" some ppl will get confused and think you definitely ARE a GM and then they'll act on that belief and invite you to write a chess book and give pricy lessons. They'll also tell others and you'll get on staff at chess.com and you won't know how to extricate yourself from the unholy mess caused by your misleading user name. 

And it's rather selfish of you, frankly.

DefinitelyNotGM

You're banned for having 'zealand' in your username but not having the new zealand flag.

chessgdt

You're banned for having an unoriginal username.

1RedKnight99

You're banned for banning me.

chessgdt

You're banned for the same reason that you banned me!

chessgdt

aerodarts is banned for writing too much here.

1RedKnight99

chessgdt is banned for making too many posts.