i am pretty sure that in order to get a title shown next to your name in chess.com, you must have a title in real life, by going to tournaments. But you have to get to about 2300 to get a title.
I want a title

Your title henceforth shall be "Man with No Title".
And so it is.
And really, I'm doing you a favor. I doubt you'd enjoy the title an under 1000 player would probably get :-)

I could bestow upon you the prestigious title of BM. If you want it. Nobody seems to want that title.

I could bestow upon you the prestigious title of BM. If you want it. Nobody seems to want that title.
How can I get this title to show on my profile?

This all reminds me of the final scene from The Wizard of Oz, where the scarecrow finally gets a degree handed to him, certifying his braininess because he has the paper to prove it.
Bro... Stick with your dignity... I'm glad you moved up to over 1300, but don't expect a title...
Just for the record, is this another troll like Daeth?...
Hi I am wondering if there is any title I can go for given my level. Obviously GM is slightly too high, I'm about 7-800 on this site, is there some kind of title available if I reach more points?