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VOTE NOW for Chess.com Troll of the Month - Nov. 2013
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Soorat! 
Daniel Wrench.
Votes updated.
soorat
her posts are all hilarious like the one where she complains about not eating to pay chess.com but she deserves it alone for the one about chess improving mojo for the amount of effort she went behind the scenes to make it all seem genuine and the chessmasters comments at the bottom nearly made me wet myself
harryz wrote:
Can we vote for ourselves?
Yes, you can. Self-confidence is a good trait for a troll to have.
I'll update it as soon as Harryz votes.
Dec 1, 2013
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DEATHBYRANCHDRESSING blocked me when I agreed with his crusade against a cartoon: http://www.chess.com/forum/view/suggestions/find-a-new-cartoonist
Then after absurd attacks led to my reciprocation, he created the thread for which he was nominated.
I'm strongly leaning towards voting for him, but want to mull over my options for a few days.
90007000 wrote:
i can hack harryzs account.dont let me do it.dont make me mad enough
First of all, stop stealing my jokes.
Second, you're threatening me by saying that you will hack Harryz's account? That doesn't sound like a very...well... threatening threat.
Ok ok... for the sake of protecting Harryz's account I'll update the votes right now. You're welcome Harryz.
harryz wrote:
this is 90007000 hacking harryz's account! see macer,you made me mad enough to do it.
It wasn't smart of you to give yourself away 90007000. You could have pretended you were Harry and cast his vote for him. But now that you've given yourself away I can simply discount any votes cast by Harryz's account.
90007000 wrote:
actually,this is harryz trolling!he is trying to become a popular troll!
(for your information,this is actually harryz hacking 90007000s account.)
Ok, I guess I have to discount your vote as well then?
harryz wrote:
this is harryz.i did not do that.90007000 did that!
Ok guys... I don't know who I'm really talking to, but I'm telling you guys:
Harryz: Stop hacking 90007000's account and apologize to him.
90007000: Stop hacking Harryz's account and apologize to him.
If you guys don't do as I say I'm gonna hack both of your accounts, and then I'm gonna spam all over the forums with them, and get them banned for spamming. So do as I say, now.
90007000's vote has been discounted until his identity can be confirmed.
harryz wrote:
[COMMENT DELETED]
Ok guys... who deleted that comment?
90007000 wrote:
uh oh!it looks like harryz has hacked my account!
edited by 90007000
stop trolling,i change my vote to harryz,will you accept this,macer75,plz!!!!
As per rule #3 in my first post, you cannot change your vote once you have confirmed it by posting in this thread.
Ok... I just did an IP address check on you guys. 90007000's account was never hacked, so I'll count your vote.
Harryz, on the other hand, will be banned from voting due to his disruptive behavior in this thread, and for discouraging trolling in various threads that he created.
Voting his ended! Congratulations to DanielRensch, the winner of the Chess.com Troll of the Month - Nov. 2013 contest!
To nominate your favorite trolls for the next round of the Troll of the Month contests - the Dec. 2013 contest, please go to this link:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/nominations-for-chesscom-troll-of-the-month---dec-2013
Ok... by now pretty much everybody already knows what to do, but for those of you who are new participants in the Troll of the Month contest, here's a brief summary of the rules (Note: even those who have participated before may find it in their best interest to read these rules, since they have changed slightly from last month's contest.)
1. This voting session starts on Dec. 1, 2013, and will close on Dec. 15.
2. Each member may vote for one of the candidates on the ballot. Votes cast for members that are not on the ballot will not be valid (the nominations process is already over).
***3. Once you declare your vote by commenting on this thread, your vote is final. It cannot be changed. Theoretically the only information that you should base your votes on is the comments/threads that the candidates have been nominated for, which are listed next to them on the ballot, so there is no reason to change your vote based on new comments or threads that the nominees make during the voting process.
4. At the end of the voting period, the candidate that receives a plurality of votes will be declared the Troll of the Month. In the situation where there are two or more candidates tied for first place, a second voting session will be opened, in which only those candidates are on the ballot, and all members, regardless of whether or not they have voted in the previous voting session, will be able to vote again. If a tie for first place also occurrs after this voting session, then the winner will be chosen by the contest organizer, Macer75. If Macer75 himself is among the two or more tied candidates, he will not be allowed to choose himself.
So... here is the ballot, listed in alphabetical order:
Chessplayer2478
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/fishy
Coneheadzombie
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/chess-and-cheeting
DanielRensch
- http://www.chess.com/blog/DanielRensch/blitz-death-match-new-qualifier-system
DEATHBYRANCHDRESSING
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/come-here-if-youve-been-blocked-by-ziryab
DefinitelyNotGM
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/help-support/how-do-i-add-tables-to-a-forum?lc=1#last_comment, post #2
FrozenSalmon
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/chess-on-my-resume
Harryz
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-openings/what-is-the-worst-first-move-for-white?page=4
Letsgohome
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/a-system-better-than-the-current-world-championship-system
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/good-chess-regimen-for-beginners
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/upcoming-chess-player--interview-chess-discussion
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/carlsen-only-wishes?page=1
Macer75
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/nominations-for-chesscom-troll-of-the-month---nov-2013?page=1
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-openings/what-is-the-worst-first-move-for-white?page=8
MoonSnow
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-openings/chess-is-garbage-here-are-my-own-openings
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/youre-an-idiot-if-you
Soorat92
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/nominations-for-chesscom-troll-of-the-month---nov-2013?page=4
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/help-support/why-do-you-keep-bugging-me?page=1, post #18
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/its-official---chess-can-improve-your-mojo?page=1
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/trolls-with-inability-to-stop---a-place-for-people-to-admit-they-have-a-problem
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-openings/what-is-the-worst-first-move-for-white?page=1
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/nominations-for-chesscom-troll-of-the-month---nov-2013?page=16, posts #311, 312
TheArtofWar82
- http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/carsten-supplies-new-evidence-that-chess-is-a-draw-with-no-mistakes?page=4
Current Standings:
Chessplayer2478: 1
Coneheadzombie: 2
DanielRensch: 7
DEATHBYRANCHDRESSING: 3
DefinitelyNotGM: 3
FrozenSalmon: 0
Harryz: 5
Letsgohome: 2
Macer75: 1
MoonSnow: 0
Soorat92: 5
TheArtofWar82: 5