the ticket
A cop stops a car on the A16 "Good afternoon sir, we just recorded a speed of 140 kilometers," says the cop.The driver replied, "But that can not, I had the cruise control to 110, perhaps your radar is not accurate" His wife next door does not even look up from her knitting as she says: "Do not be silly dear, you know very well that this car has no cruise control ..... " While the fine is issued says the man between his teeth, "can you not just once in a while you shut up?" The woman smiles condescendingly and says: "Be happy that your radar detector went off on time .." While the officer writes ticket for half the illegal detector, the man looks to his wife and growls "Damn man, please, keep your mouth shut!" The officer frowns and points out that the driver seat belt has not. The driver explains that he has separated when he was arrested, his license so he could take from his back pocket. His wife says imperturbably: "But honey, you know you did not your belt. You never do it to as you drive? " While the third ticket agent unsubscribes, the man looks bewildered his wife and yells: "Do you now POTVERDIKKIE please keep quiet for once!! ? " The agent looks at the woman and asks, 'your husband always talk to you madam? " "Oh course not officer, just as he has drunk .....'