THE PANDA BEAR OPENING

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Called for its rather "dichotmous" and "anti-positional chess" style, the Panda Bear opening is "berry" endangerous provided black falls into whites somewhat akward and embearassing play style. The following game simply shows how white's strange yet powerful and agressive style masks his true intentions: That of an all out aggression. Who would bear fight against a mother with her cubs?

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Jion_Wansu

LOL, where is yereslov...

Jion_Wansu

Awwwww, this reminds me of my German Opening I invented but instead of for black, it's for white...

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learningthemoves

Just need the Old Yeller-Arliss defense

Jion_Wansu

Anand or Carlsen should play this. Would be intense.

asdjkf

The Psycho panda attack/The Grilled kidney Panda bear

ghostofmaroczy

In Go, the only way to break a bamboo joint is with a Giant Panda Threat.

Till_98

hahaha hi Pfren, nice to see you again on the forums ;).

July_Summer

i do like panda bears :3

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ghostofmaroczy wrote:

In Go, the only way to break a bamboo joint is with a Giant Panda Threat.

Ghost, this is chess! not go! In case you have not noticed, Panda Bears aren't really what the point of the discussion is. Perhaps it would be bear for you to stick to the topic at paw.

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July_Summer wrote:

i do like panda bears :3

They are nearly as endangered as gambit chess because it seems like everybody and their best friend and pet bear decided that generic "fianchetto at all costs" openings (KIA KID PIRC etc) had to be played and thus, many shied away from enterprising chess openings, which is really the final frontier.

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Fiveofswords wrote:

so ok i dont think white has quite enough compensation for his sacrificed material but still its not antipositional like you are saying :P whites moves have logic to them, he is getting activity and access to the center and stuff. The sample game black played extremely poorly...you can win with any opening against such play.

By antipositional, I mean that it does not pertain to what most understand to be positional chess. White's attack is from the beginning. It resembles much more of an early open attack (Due to the double king pawn gambit offshoot). Legend has it that  White knight of the halloween attack cooked a some fried liver and the panda bear was born.

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pfren wrote:

I think Panda bears are not THAT stupid.

I think International chess Masters should stick to what they know: Chess. Luckily, for you stupidity isn't contagious. If it was, you wouldn't want to come here to catch it.

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learningthemoves wrote:

Just need the Old Yeller-Arliss defense

Looks like it is related.

lolurspammed

I wish people at my club played this kind of chess, my rating would be 300 points higher.