Bxf7+. Sounds like I'm sacrificing my bishop!
Bulldog chess with Witch (HorusTheThird - Superman)

The value of the guard has been discussed a lot, and I think the best estimate is its value is very close to that of a bishop, or about 3.0 or 3.1 points (and bishop worth just slightly more than a knight).
There's an interesting formula (here) by HGMuller for pieces which jump, which can be used for the guard (it jumps to the adjacent 8 squares), which also puts its value around 3.1 points.
Diagram update:
9. Qxi7...c5
10.Bxf7+...Kxf7

Observers should not normally comment on games in progress, but I will make a simple observation that if a witch is worth 7 (which is probably close), then Black is behind by only two points. That's usually not enough to ensure a win.
Diagram update:
11.Qxh8...Qf8

Thanks 1400136896 for the picture and thanks friedmelon for the graphics! Games are more fun when there is an audience.
Go Horus! Go Superman!

whats the little thing with the wizard hat on whites side what is that? and the rook seeming with spikes near the j rook

whats the little thing with the wizard hat on whites side what is that? and the rook seeming with spikes near the j rook
Those are a witch and a guard. Check the very beginning of this thread to learn about them. If you'd like to play, leave your name at the end of this thread.
Update for this game:
14.Ng3...Wg8
15.Nxe5+
8.Qi5...Rh8
9.Qxi7