The Sorry Thread

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trysts
LisaV wrote:

I'm sorry the issue had to blow up in your face like that.  Hurts me to see it happen.  Perhaps you should consider a good therapist like Dr. Wallbanger.

 

You all are funny, getting fate-of-the-nation serious about alcohol.  Quit yer bitchin and just drink the damn stuff already.   


Laughing

Yes, Dr. Bruises Wallbanger does do hallway visits.

Thanks, LisaVSmile

Oh! and I am quite sorry...Cry

MsJean

Tryst 290 post of Sorry is almost more sorry than anyone needs to proclaim...!!!!

trysts
MsJean wrote:

Tryst 290 post of Sorry is almost more sorry than anyone needs to proclaim...!!!!


That's crazy!Laughing I am so sorry about this thread, the people posting in it, and our loved ones...Cry

trysts
LisaV wrote:

Ms.Jean, I'm sorry to say, but trysts's contrition was fully commensurate with her offense.  Let's not minimize what she did, okay?

 

Dr. Bruises   lol   The perfect first name for a drink.  Dr. Bruises Daniels.  Dr. Bruises Margarita.  Dr. Bruises Sex on the Beach.

I apologize, but I think my drink is Dr. Warm Fuzzy Wooly Jumper Malibu.  


Hilarious!Laughing

MsJean

Of Course you are right LisaV.... I respect your opinion but I think we could have this all cleared up in one drink ! Yes she lost her mind but if she just blows out the other side it might grow back CoolSurprised Sure to fix her up !

Brain Hemorrhage Cocktail

1 Part Peach Schnapps
Splash of Irish Cream
Dash of Grenadine

Pour a shot glass 3/4 full of Peach Schnapps.
Pour Irish Cream into the center of the Schnapps allowing it to clump.
Drop the grenadine over the back of a bar spoon into Irish Cream.
trysts
MsJean wrote:

Of Course you are right LisaV.... I respect your opinion but I think we could have this all cleared up in one drink ! Yes she lost her mind but if she just blows out the other side it might grow back  Sure to fix her up !

 

Brain Hemorrhage Cocktail
1 Part Peach Schnapps
Splash of Irish Cream
Dash of Grenadine

Pour a shot glass 3/4 full of Peach Schnapps.
Pour Irish Cream into the center of the Schnapps allowing it to clump.
Drop the grenadine over the back of a bar spoon into Irish Cream.

Laughing

Christ! I'm thirstyLaughing

trysts

There is something suspicious about this thread. Everyone appears to be sincere, yet I don't trust the thread itself. Hmmm....I'm going to take another hit and think about it...

corrijean

Wine, anyone?

MsJean

Well girls I need a drink! Peach Tea is my favorite BTW...Today on this site ..on chess.com ......I 've ve been called a stalker, a liar, a cheater, an angel, sexy , a reckless person and one who is oblivous to authority!!

Well Ladies do you all have a drink?

Good !!! So lets celebrate cause Hey ..whats wrong with all that anyway Cool !

oinquarki
MsJean wrote:

Well girls I need a drink! Peach Tea is my favorite BTW...Today on this site ..on chess.com ......I 've ve been called a stalker, a liar, a cheater, an angel, sexy , a reckless person and one who is oblivous to authority!!

Well Ladies do you all have a drink?

Good !!! So lets celebrate cause Hey ..whats wrong with all that anyway  !


Don't forget idiot; that's a pretty big one.

jerry2468

I find it incredibly funny that trysts gets such a big following that 300 posts are given to her apologizing! Trysts is too funny!

planeden

alternating drink-water-drink-water is supposed to help.  but it doesn't seem like shot of liquour-shot of water...is the right ratio, so i have never successfully accomplished the feat. 

MsJean
oinquarki wrote:
MsJean wrote:

Well girls I need a drink! Peach Tea is my favorite BTW...Today on this site ..on chess.com ......I 've ve been called a stalker, a liar, a cheater, an angel, sexy , a reckless person and one who is oblivous to authority!!

Well Ladies do you all have a drink?

Good !!! So lets celebrate cause Hey ..whats wrong with all that anyway  !


Don't forget idiot; that's a pretty big one.


from the mouth in a statue of an airhead lol

planeden
jerry2468 wrote:

I find it incredibly funny that trysts gets such a big following that 300 posts are given to her apologizing! Trysts is too funny!


i am not surprised.  tryst is like fischer-people either love her or hate her, but everyone has an opinion. 

i'm sorry for the fischer comparison, but i didn't feel like looking up how to spell john macenrow...(you know, the tennis player) and i did feel like explaining who it is to the all young whippersnappers who have never heard of him :). 

planeden
MsJean wrote:

from the moth of an airhead lol


did the moth eat the brains?  would it eventually get CO2 poisoning?  if the moth were in their head and landed, the person would get heavier, but what if it was flying around?

TheGrobe

Everyone knows that the trick is to drink as much as you can, as late as you can in order to ensure that you are still drunk when you wake up.  Then, while you can still stomach it, start drinking again and repeat.

MsJean
planeden wrote:
MsJean wrote:

from the moth of an airhead lol


did the moth eat the brains?  would it eventually get CO2 poisoning?  if the moth were in their head and landed, the person would get heavier, but what if it was flying around?


You are so funny .......No a statue has an empty space in its head "airhead"

TheGrobe
Karl_ wrote:

I never said you could drink pure or 190 proof ethanol.  If you do, it dehydrates your throat tissues so fast your throat closes completely up and you suffocate.  It just absorbs water so fast, which is why it won't stay pure once it's exposed to the air.  If the air has water vapor in it.


Actually:

 

SirVicious

Edited:

oinquarki.... how about a friendly game of chess!?....Idiot!

SirVicious

I get the message echecs.