1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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3922. You play white in this position:

 

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3924. You place an elephant carving on the chessboard instead of the rooks.

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3427. You're a socialist and you set up the board like this:

 

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3427 your favorite endgame


position is this: 

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3428. You think you can win if you just move your king around and eat all your opponent’s pieces, but then you get checkmated

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3429: this

 

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hotcrystal1 wrote:
checkmator11111 wrote:

3752. This happens

 

I came up with a longer one that takes about 92 moves. 
The link is here https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/stupid-opening-50623998?page=2#comment-51933234 

I found a 58-move one and you can't do it in less

 

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We are on 3930
I counted properly
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checkmator11111 wrote:
hotcrystal1 wrote:
checkmator11111 wrote:

3752. This happens

 

I came up with a longer one that takes about 92 moves. 
The link is here https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/stupid-opening-50623998?page=2#comment-51933234 

I found a 58-move one and you can't do it in less

 

you put the queen on the wrong colored square.  Is that on purpose?

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3930. You make a puzzle like this

 

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So, it's a puzzle where the user loses?

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3932. your best game is this (against yourself)

 

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3933: your puzzle

 

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3934: This is your puzzle: Black to move and win

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3935. This happens in 3 bishops vs 4 knights endgame

 

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monsterchip wrote:

You lie that GM Magnus Carlsen lost from you

That’s 3937

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3938. This happens:

 

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3939.

This happens:

(you're white)