1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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9855 u play this

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What colour?

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both

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Ok

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9856 this

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9857. you are martin losing with my most recent game

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9858 you go on chess.com only to post/read in the off topic forums

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9858: You try not to read the off topic forums but end up doing so anyway

9859: You are the sole producer of off topic forums on chess.com

9860: Not only do you start them, you are the only one involved and the only one who views them

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9859. You think 450 elo is SUPE HYPER MEGA ULTRA, etc. High

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9860: You accidentally hit the lowest possible rating (100)
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9863: You think chess is easy and your name is not magnus carlsen

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9864: A random bystander points out a blunder you made

9865: When you do game analysis, even the bot looks disappointed

9866: Your chess teacher in school uses your game as what you should not do

9867: Even your pieces want to give up

9868: Your opponent has to go easy on you

9869: Not even chess lessons help you improve.=

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9870 Gotham chess actually faints because of ur game

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Damn

9871: A single chess short plays better than you would

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9860: You accidentally hit the lowest possible rating (100)
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9863: You think chess is easy and your name is not magnus carlsen

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9861 you make a chessable course on nf3 ng1 nf3 ng1...

9862 you make a chessable course on how to loose

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*Lose

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9872 you lose to a 0 iq chicken

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nah!

9873: Even an actual knight would be disappointed in your moves

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9873: Your blunders turn into excellents to not embarrass you