1000 signs you're not a very good chess player

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AGC-Gambit_YT

9690: You say "Touch square"

significantpeanut

wait its 9790.you think bughouse is where chess.com crashes

9791 you bring a bomb to the atomic game

9792 you think fog of war is when you fight in a fog

9793 you think setup chess is a race to set up the pieces

9794 you think chess960 is where you get 960 pieces

9795 you think bughouse is where chess.com crashes

Rayfamily

9796. u just suck too much

RE3_14

lol very funny... Though some mates in one can be tricky

TenGolf-Scientistical

9797: stacking pieces

9798: stacking pieces that don't stack (every piece except rook)

9799: pieces backflip?

9800: you claim to be good at chess961 when there's no chess961 (i think)

WilliamXuan

9801 ur white or black:

AGC-Gambit_YT

9802: You overreact when you make a good move.

9803: but it's theory

9804: it's 1. e4...

Romeo_3d

9805: You try new openings and it appears to be fools mate over and over again.

LakennkeeperWey
9806: you report the other person for hacking your computer when they castle.
WilliamXuan

9807

this game

white or black

significantpeanut

9808 your greatest goal in chess is to get no.10000

9809 you think checkmate is the australian version of check

significantpeanut

9810 you think this is 4 player chess

significantpeanut
wrote:

9808 your greatest goal in chess is to get no.10000

9809 you think checkmate is the australian version of check

in this forum

significantpeanut

9811 you think if you put a stockfish emoji in chat itll tell you the stockfish move

Thelegendary_ROOK

9812: You read 9807 and thought It was a great way to play chess/

Dolphincui
9813: u never play again if u loose more than 100 rating points
Dolphincui
9814. U don’t know how to pronounce fide
significantpeanut

9815 your opponents always premove fools mate when your white

significantpeanut

9816 when you play rd2 you draw a robot(r2d2 from star wars)

significantpeanut
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9816 when you play rd2 you draw a robot(r2d2 from star wars)

like rook 2(to) d2