Caption contest 5!
New angle on chess confirmed.
I've just had an order from the pilot. Stop bothering me I'll be black
Jimmy couldn't decide whether he wanted to go to chess camp or space camp this summer...
SO HE HIGHJACKED A F***ING ROCKET
"Houston we have a problem". " Some bugger replaced all the micro chips with chess men".Please advise.
Shhh don't tell Gary Kasparov ,but he thought he was playing a computer haaaha how much of a fool does he look.Erm can I get out for the toilet now.
Now, my opponent stands no chance : my teacher always told me space is the most important element in chess...
Jenkins, quit goofing off and get to work making more of those NASA
"space-age foam mattresses " so we can make the big bucks on our new
infomercial!
That precious instant before the falling man crushes the board, White's King is going straight through his ear 
This is why they created chess clocks. Unless his opponent is at houston, transmitting his moves through 100,000 light years, this guy has quite a bit of waiting to do.