Good one Magnuts. 
Chess Puns?
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Dec 19, 2019
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#125
Low Rated player: *stalemates high rated player in losing position* High rated player: Back to the drawing board.
Here's one for physics and chess fans.
Q.Why did Einstein only play rapid and blitz?
A. He had shown that classical time was wrong.
Sometimes there's not much to separate two great players. 'As' was the difference between Karpov and kasparov
Q.Why could jamie lannister not get a good inn to stay in winterfell?
A. Because knight retreats are always difficult to find
what do you do when you are bored of all your old games on play station? You 'fish a random' one
why did Fischer exile in Iceland and not Moscow? A. Because every Russian schoolboy knew who he was
Rook, Ma! There’s a pawn shop! Can I get a new brother?
Jul 15, 2020
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#132
SirCoffeeCrisp wrote:
- When paying a credit card the old fashioned way, a chess player could say, "cheque mate."
- I'm going to go dancing at the knightclub.
- That store rooked me!
- Employer: You can do either this project or that one, but not both.
Employee: I've got a fork!
Employer: What? - Employer: I think you should resign.
Employee: How about a draw?
--- Yup #5 in rather common lol.
You guys heard what happened when WWE Smackdown started organizing chess matches? A lot of the wrestlers resigned.
Haha
Oh wow. Good one!