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JackRoach
icyboyyy wrote:
Sammy_Thechessboy wrote:

Me:

 

damn you just destroyed all of our fun

All of my fun.

All of your suffering.

asdfghkl123456798

hmmm do people who have 0 points count?

icyboyyy
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Follower-to-point ratio?

Lies!

Blasphemy!

Hogwash!

Witchcraft!

Falsehood!

just doesn't wanna admit that i'm way better than him 😎

At what. Being apedestrian?

 

(I'm just gonna spam that word everywhere and hope it catches on.)

no that's what you're better at

How come you don't have any new ideas to present to the chess.com community? Or an arsenal of quotes?

because it is chess.com, not "arsenalofquotes.com." 

Yes. My goal is to work myself up the ranks until I get on good terms with Erik, then I get him to change the name to "arsenalofquotes.com"

@erik would have no care about someone as petty as you

horselover123
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

hmmm do people who have 0 points count?

they wouldn't be posting here to brag about their ratio so no

JackRoach
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Follower-to-point ratio?

Lies!

Blasphemy!

Hogwash!

Witchcraft!

Falsehood!

just doesn't wanna admit that i'm way better than him 😎

At what. Being apedestrian?

 

(I'm just gonna spam that word everywhere and hope it catches on.)

no that's what you're better at

How come you don't have any new ideas to present to the chess.com community? Or an arsenal of quotes?

because it is chess.com, not "arsenalofquotes.com." 

Yes. My goal is to work myself up the ranks until I get on good terms with Erik, then I get him to change the name to "arsenalofquotes.com"

@erik would have no care about someone as petty as you

Pretty ironic. Coming from a First-class pedestrian!

 

You should put that as your status: First class pedestrian according to JackRoach.

JackRoach
horselover123 wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

hmmm do people who have 0 points count?

they wouldn't be posting here to brag about their ratio so no

It would be undefined.

asdfghkl123456798

i am proud of being a pedestrian

JackRoach
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

i am proud of being a pedestrian

Good. One day, you will be a cyclist. 

 

But by that time, I'll be a pilot.

icyboyyy
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Follower-to-point ratio?

Lies!

Blasphemy!

Hogwash!

Witchcraft!

Falsehood!

just doesn't wanna admit that i'm way better than him 😎

At what. Being apedestrian?

 

(I'm just gonna spam that word everywhere and hope it catches on.)

no that's what you're better at

How come you don't have any new ideas to present to the chess.com community? Or an arsenal of quotes?

because it is chess.com, not "arsenalofquotes.com." 

Yes. My goal is to work myself up the ranks until I get on good terms with Erik, then I get him to change the name to "arsenalofquotes.com"

@erik would have no care about someone as petty as you

Pretty ironic. Coming from a First-class pedestrian!

 

You should put that as your status: First class pedestrian according to JackRoach.

a first class pedestrian is a pedestrian who walks on air. yk what, that's not too bad. i'll take it. 

icyboyyy
JackRoach wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

i am proud of being a pedestrian

Good. One day, you will be a cyclist. 

 

But by that time, I'll be a pilot.

and i will be using interdimensional, quantum 4D space-time travel

JackRoach
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Follower-to-point ratio?

Lies!

Blasphemy!

Hogwash!

Witchcraft!

Falsehood!

just doesn't wanna admit that i'm way better than him 😎

At what. Being apedestrian?

 

(I'm just gonna spam that word everywhere and hope it catches on.)

no that's what you're better at

How come you don't have any new ideas to present to the chess.com community? Or an arsenal of quotes?

because it is chess.com, not "arsenalofquotes.com." 

Yes. My goal is to work myself up the ranks until I get on good terms with Erik, then I get him to change the name to "arsenalofquotes.com"

@erik would have no care about someone as petty as you

Pretty ironic. Coming from a First-class pedestrian!

 

You should put that as your status: First class pedestrian according to JackRoach.

a first class pedestrian is a pedestrian who walks on air. yk what, that's not too bad. i'll take it. 

No, it works opposite. If you are a first-class pedestrian, you are a pedestrian of the utmost importance, which means you're the leader of the pedestrians.

Which means you're the most apedestrian of all.

JackRoach
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

i am proud of being a pedestrian

Good. One day, you will be a cyclist. 

 

But by that time, I'll be a pilot.

and i will be using interdimensional, quantum 4D space-time travel

With what?

icyboyyy
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Follower-to-point ratio?

Lies!

Blasphemy!

Hogwash!

Witchcraft!

Falsehood!

just doesn't wanna admit that i'm way better than him 😎

At what. Being apedestrian?

 

(I'm just gonna spam that word everywhere and hope it catches on.)

no that's what you're better at

How come you don't have any new ideas to present to the chess.com community? Or an arsenal of quotes?

because it is chess.com, not "arsenalofquotes.com." 

Yes. My goal is to work myself up the ranks until I get on good terms with Erik, then I get him to change the name to "arsenalofquotes.com"

@erik would have no care about someone as petty as you

Pretty ironic. Coming from a First-class pedestrian!

 

You should put that as your status: First class pedestrian according to JackRoach.

a first class pedestrian is a pedestrian who walks on air. yk what, that's not too bad. i'll take it. 

No, it works opposite. If you are a first-class pedestrian, you are a pedestrian of the utmost importance, which means you're the leader of the pedestrians.

Which means you're the most apedestrian of all.

at least i have some importance. you're probably on the lowest sub-caste of cyclists. 

JackRoach
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Follower-to-point ratio?

Lies!

Blasphemy!

Hogwash!

Witchcraft!

Falsehood!

just doesn't wanna admit that i'm way better than him 😎

At what. Being apedestrian?

 

(I'm just gonna spam that word everywhere and hope it catches on.)

no that's what you're better at

How come you don't have any new ideas to present to the chess.com community? Or an arsenal of quotes?

because it is chess.com, not "arsenalofquotes.com." 

Yes. My goal is to work myself up the ranks until I get on good terms with Erik, then I get him to change the name to "arsenalofquotes.com"

@erik would have no care about someone as petty as you

Pretty ironic. Coming from a First-class pedestrian!

 

You should put that as your status: First class pedestrian according to JackRoach.

a first class pedestrian is a pedestrian who walks on air. yk what, that's not too bad. i'll take it. 

No, it works opposite. If you are a first-class pedestrian, you are a pedestrian of the utmost importance, which means you're the leader of the pedestrians.

Which means you're the most apedestrian of all.

at least i have some importance. you're probably on the lowest sub-caste of cyclists. 

You're wrong there.

icyboyyy
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:

Follower-to-point ratio?

Lies!

Blasphemy!

Hogwash!

Witchcraft!

Falsehood!

just doesn't wanna admit that i'm way better than him 😎

At what. Being apedestrian?

 

(I'm just gonna spam that word everywhere and hope it catches on.)

no that's what you're better at

How come you don't have any new ideas to present to the chess.com community? Or an arsenal of quotes?

because it is chess.com, not "arsenalofquotes.com." 

Yes. My goal is to work myself up the ranks until I get on good terms with Erik, then I get him to change the name to "arsenalofquotes.com"

@erik would have no care about someone as petty as you

Pretty ironic. Coming from a First-class pedestrian!

 

You should put that as your status: First class pedestrian according to JackRoach.

a first class pedestrian is a pedestrian who walks on air. yk what, that's not too bad. i'll take it. 

No, it works opposite. If you are a first-class pedestrian, you are a pedestrian of the utmost importance, which means you're the leader of the pedestrians.

Which means you're the most apedestrian of all.

at least i have some importance. you're probably on the lowest sub-caste of cyclists. 

You're wrong there.

your existence is wrong

asdfghkl123456798

how can i become a cyclist?

JackRoach
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

how can i become a cyclist?

Read my bio on 1000 different accounts to give my view-to-point ratio a boost.

Then, whenever you see me exalt me. And spread my philosophical teachings around to the pedestrians, and assure them they can be bicyclists one day.

asdfghkl123456798

i'd rather spend my time worshiping @sachin884

icyboyyy
JackRoach wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

how can i become a cyclist?

Read my bio on 1000 different accounts to give my view-to-point ratio a boost.

Then, whenever you see me exalt me. And spread my philosophical teachings around to the pedestrians, and assure them they can be bicyclists one day.

easier way: revolt against this entire system and say it is stupid. everyone lives equally in peace. yey!

asdfghkl123456798
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

how can i become a cyclist?

Read my bio on 1000 different accounts to give my view-to-point ratio a boost.

Then, whenever you see me exalt me. And spread my philosophical teachings around to the pedestrians, and assure them they can be bicyclists one day.

easier way: revolt against this entire system and say it is stupid. everyone lives equally in peace. yey!

ok