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JackRoach wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

i'd rather spend my time worshiping @sachin884

If you follow in their ways, you'll become the pedestrian king in no time.

good

JackRoach
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

how can i become a cyclist?

Read my bio on 1000 different accounts to give my view-to-point ratio a boost.

Then, whenever you see me exalt me. And spread my philosophical teachings around to the pedestrians, and assure them they can be bicyclists one day.

easier way: revolt against this entire system and say it is stupid. everyone lives equally in peace. yey!

Too late. I've already engraved myself in chess.com culture. To take me and my system out is like setting a Great Depression on chess.com.

asdfghkl123456798
icyboyyy wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
icyboyyy wrote:
JackRoach wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

how can i become a cyclist?

Read my bio on 1000 different accounts to give my view-to-point ratio a boost.

Then, whenever you see me exalt me. And spread my philosophical teachings around to the pedestrians, and assure them they can be bicyclists one day.

easier way: revolt against this entire system and say it is stupid. everyone lives equally in peace. yey!

Too late. I've already engraved myself in chess.com culture. To take me and my system out is like setting a Great Depression on chess.com.

no it'll be like the roaring 20s, everyone will be elated to hear the news of your departure. 

and it WON'T lead up to the great depression like it did in real life, because we will be eternally happy

yey

hvenki
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

i'd rather spend my time worshiping @sachin884

But he spreads great joy throughout the communitysad.png After all, like he always says "chezs is teh gimnasium of the mined"

JackRoach

Yes. @sachin884 spreads too much happiness. I'll make sure that everyone is mediocrely happy, that'll be my campaign.

hvenki
icyboyyy wrote:
hvenki wrote:
asdfghkl123456798 wrote:

i'd rather spend my time worshiping @sachin884

But he spreads great joy throughout the community After all, like he always says "chezs is teh gimnasium of the mined"

yezsh

you spelled "yes" wrong by the way

JackRoach

And everyone will be equal. 

But some will be more equal than others.

hvenki

That must be one of sachin's teachings

JackRoach
hvenki wrote:

That must be one of sachin's teachings

Sachin is so wise. You were in that thread with them, right?

JackRoach

I'm probably gonna remove most of it from my profile though, because I don't want to get in trouble.

hvenki
JackRoach wrote:
hvenki wrote:

That must be one of sachin's teachings

Sachin is so wise. You were in that thread with them, right?

Yes

25GSchatz22

My view to point ratio:

2849 : 7,711

exceptionalfork

Great job!

JackRoach
25GSchatz22 wrote:

My view to point ratio:

2849 : 7,711

That's pretty much the same as mine.

EnCroissantCheckmate

My view to point ratio: 1148 to 2910

25GSchatz22

nice

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