Woohoo what keyboard warrior we have here! Impressed by your absolute seriousness on how you take this thread. :)
This may shock you but being functionally literate is kind of something that comes natural to most people by the time they're...I don't know...eight?
Maybe you should spend your weekend brushing up on some of the classics rather than wasting your time like this.
You also seem to judge on age and rating but then get defensive when someone does that to you very mature. No, seriously i mean it for your insecurities i'm sure it is better than what you have ever done with your life. :D