Okay...could this possibly be made clearer so it doesn't just look like a spam post?
Hurt/Heal for Hurt/Heal

Hurt : This meaningless thread.
Heal : Whichever thread was knocked out of the Most Recent list when I made this post.

Doesn't this belong in off-topic? I see nothing WHATSOEVER that relates to chess. This topic has to do with the forum game hurt/heal...so it shouldn't be in general chess discussion. I normally don't make this type of comment but...if you're going to make fun of another topic (which is what it seems like this is) you should at least do so in the correct section.

Is this for real? I was going to make a thread like this. Except mine was going to have a cool picture.
Hurt this thread for taking my idea.
Heal my thread that would have been made had this thread not already been made.
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