Tom Jones is the rudest man in the world!

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Beast719
lilybetrice wrote:

Beasty I reckon your all talk , no action sweety : ^ ) Am I suppose to be "Horrified of Liverpool?" LOL!

Anyone decapitating pussies, does not have the time to move "Nb4"

And your Grandparents siblings should be shot for calling their son Dewi, the poor kid, has he had councelling? That must have more of an effect that finding a dead cat under the trampoline

I bet you can sing better than Tom Jones : ^ )


 I have four uncles: Dewi, Daffydd, Dai and Myfanwy.  We don't talk about Myfanwy.

I have killed four cats in my life, three by accident.  I was redigging the vegetable patch my garden spade was moving at top velocity when the cat ran underneath it.  It never stood a chance.

hackcomic

this is a stupid tread

Beast719
mrhackcomic wrote:

this is a stupid tread


 Thanks for your contribution.  I bet you play the English opening.

hackcomic

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lilybetrice
Beast719 wrote:
lilybetrice wrote:

Beasty I reckon your all talk , no action sweety : ^ ) Am I suppose to be "Horrified of Liverpool?" LOL!

Anyone decapitating pussies, does not have the time to move "Nb4"

And your Grandparents siblings should be shot for calling their son Dewi, the poor kid, has he had councelling? That must have more of an effect that finding a dead cat under the trampoline

I bet you can sing better than Tom Jones : ^ )


 I have four uncles: Dewi, Daffydd, Dai and Myfanwy.  We don't talk about Myfanwy.

I have killed four cats in my life, three by accident.  I was redigging the vegetable patch my garden spade was moving at top velocity when the cat ran underneath it.  It never stood a chance.


 Nevermind dear, would you like a game of chess Beasty?

Writch

Beast is...

Pure.

Comedy.

Gold.

kissinger

was Tom Jones in that movie  "Braveheart" ?  about the Scots fight against England.  I don't get out much and i get the various parts of Great Britain confused, sorry, no offense intended, just thinking outloud...

Beast719
kissinger wrote:

was Tom Jones in that movie  "Braveheart" ?  about the Scots fight against England.  I don't get out much and i get the various parts of Great Britain confused, sorry, no offense intended, just thinking outloud...


 I love the way you Americans get all your knowledge on History and Geography from films.  Insular doesn't really even get close.

Let me correct you - Great Britain is made up of Wales, Scotland, Ireland and Australia.  Mel Gibson was in that film leading the Aussie uprising against their English oppressors.

Teja

If Britain includes Australia, it is great indeed.

gumpty
Strewth!
Kupov

Everything beast says makes me laugh.

corum

I agree that Beast is possibly the funniest man on chess.com - more please!!!

Doctorjosephthomas

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Dokiel

If you eat eggs you can live where you like!

Doctorjosephthomas

I've met ruder.

wealybinn

behaviour such as that is unacceptable the rudeness! leaving a chess board a queen up is rubbish sportsmanship and completely stupid! peeing in a bottle is totally normal (I think?). The 1 thing you have in common... Ur both welsh!

jpd303

mel gibson is 8 foot tall and shoots lightning bolts from his arse!  he is a national treasure in austrailia, i heard they sacrifice kangaroos to him on the summer solstice...

grover-dill

Tom Jones rocks out;

http://music.aol.com/song/burning-down-the-house/2792195

madpawn

I once played against Gandhi, but he did not put up any resistance. After taking most of his pieces, I was surprised to have the game declared a draw! He had secreted his king in his clothing. 

Oh, not the famous Gandhi... John Gandhi, my neighbour.

jpd303

thats freakin funny!  gandhis passive resistance style just dosent work onthe black and white battlefield