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Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

In fact, I just awarded him a Level 5 troll title yesterday. 

The show was broadcast to 180 countries, Robert. We all heard Marco mention his troll diploma live on-air. Sometimes the student surpasses the teacher. It happens

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bunicula wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS POST, WHICH PROVES HOW GREAT AND AMAZING I AM:

What are you talking about? The greatest men of chess.com admire Robert_new_alekhine. For instance, the #1 chess.com member, Robert_New_Alekhine, really loves me.  

which brings up the question: where's pdela these days?

Too busy looking in the mirror.

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Yes I agree with Trysts. Marco has a certain classiness, tact, timing, he is innovative & funny too.

He also has many other qualities that the  Chess Oscar academy recognises. 

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trysts wrote:
Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

In fact, I just awarded him a Level 5 troll title yesterday. 

The show was broadcast to 180 countries, Robert. We all heard Marco mention his troll diploma live on-air. Sometimes the student surpasses the teacher. It happens

I'm Level 11...awarded by me.

Wait wait wait, backtrack. You actually believed all that nonsense about me being the greatest and the most amazing? Well, either I'm a great joker or you're really dumb. I'm thinking the former. 

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Nikprit wrote:

Yes I agree with Trysts. Marco has a certain classiness, tact, timing, he is innovative & funny too.

He also has many other qualities that the  Chess Oscar academy recognises. 

I find him too arrogant at times, but otherwise, his films are simply amazing. He's the Hikaru Nakamura of chess.com. 

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And not to be picky, but Marco does thank the little people

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Can't argue with that one. 

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Oh...trysts offered me some wine. I'm asking for nominations for that reason. Must be it Embarassed

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Yes you are very capable of giving awards to yourself Dead Bob 

However, the academy does not work that way.

Neither does it appreciate self recommendations for Chess Oscars. 

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No, I sent you some wine because there's a real good possibility that you're going to be rubbed out. I just don't think you should be rubbed out without being at least a little tipsy:)

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WAIT! I, as the self-voted #1 member of chess.com, vote for myself.

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For those interested, my movie will be about how chess and trolling saved MarcoBR444 from his girlfriend. 

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I've never heard of self-voting in the entire history of the Chess Oscars

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Trysts - you are changing your mind rapidly  

Are you? 

Dead Bob sorry I cannot accept your friend request. 

You are getting whacked on Sat or before maybe - then I will have to block you on this thread

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Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:

WAIT! I, as the self-voted #1 member of chess.com, vote for myself.

Votes don't count only bribes do.

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trysts wrote:

I've never heard of self-voting in the entire history of the Chess Oscars

Exactly and those that self vote are automatically excluded from EVER winning a Chess Oscar. 

See article 35 note 4b of the rules and regulations

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Robert_New_Alekhine wrote:
Nikprit wrote:

Yes I agree with Trysts. Marco has a certain classiness, tact, timing, he is innovative & funny too.

He also has many other qualities that the  Chess Oscar academy recognises. 

I find him too arrogant at times, but otherwise, his films are simply amazing. He's the Hikaru Nakamura of chess.com. 

WOW !!

It is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO nice reading it. Cheers!

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Nikprit wrote:

Trysts - you are changing your mind rapidly  

Are you? 

I still hold out hope that Robert can not only survive past saturday, but that he'll actually win a Chess Oscar. Maybe not in our lifetime, or his, but maybe posthumously:)

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We do have the 'Raspberry Award' 

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