Apologies

have a brittania biscuit & calm down

I've a funny feeling this thread is going to make 7 pages ......possibly more

To my wife...

I'm sorry I banged your younger sister. I know u've forgiven me as it been 20 years ago and we've stayed together. Why don't u talk to ur sister?

I'm sorry.

You should retire to the end of the world for that... wait, you're already there!

I'm sorry.

What the hell could I do? We were young and kinda high.

Anyway, i apologised, went overseas the next day and when i came back 6 months later I had forgotten about it, but women NEVER forget!

*sigh* You should have gone overseas two days earlier obviously. What's this thing about SILs? I suppose it is because they look similar to wife, with a different touch.

That's right, women never forget. They tie a knot in their fallopian tubes as a reminder. You'll be ok when dementia sets in...... Hers not yours.

♫ Gotta go and get angry at all of my honesty..

~~~~ Justin Beiber

(lol)

IM SORRY that I farted when I sneezed 

i still say he be made eat live snails, the apology was too lame.

Connor_Macleod1518 wrote:

To my wife...

I'm sorry I banged your younger sister. I know u've forgiven me as it been 20 years ago and we've stayed together. Why don't u talk to ur sister?

I'm sorry.

Connor, you could go on Jeremy Kyle?

Bless me father for I have sinned. Its been 24 hrs since my last posting. I used Staff's name in vain 7 times. I coveted my neighbor's wife with impure thoughts 6 times I lied about Eric 4 times.  I intentionally submitted 40 worthless tickets just to keep the mods busy.                                                                     

that'll be 5 Hail Marys for 50 euros please.

I'm sorry.

huh, wut, bruh. ok

This thread is confusing me lol

hey Ronald, didn't know u were a long time forumer