Ask a grumpy old man.

Why do you continue to deny that you are the illegitimate love child of Bobby Fischer?

Proper internet spelling is : Wut?

How do you get your lawn to look so beautiful? Is it a special homemade blend of fertilizer?

Yeah, it's the nicest lawn on the block. My dog just loves it.

Bobby Fischer

was a wizard;

vivisected

Spassky's gizzard.

Won the title,

then went bonkers.

Fischer wimped out, ran out, timed-out,

Karpov conquers.

(sung to the tune of Amilcare Ponchielli's Dance of the Hours, from the opera La Gioconda).

Wow

Do you mind Americans?

Not in person. My cousin married one and moved to Arizona.

I live in Arizona lol

some.

are you ready for the day Cthulhu awakens from his eternal slumber and brings chaos and madness upon the minds of all people on earth?

How do you feel about Nibiru swinging into the Solar System and awakening Cthulhu?