Oh mighty 2Ke21-0, I recognize the importance of the bongcloud, and wish I was skilled enough to use it. I have used it once... and I am revolted to report that I lost. I apologize for disgracing the sacred opening, and I know I truly deserve to be unblocked. Please forgive my ignorance, and if I ever play it again I will either win right away or kick my opponent until they resign.
Please, forgive me for not seeing your previous forum. I would like to be blocked, but I, truly am worthless compared to you and the bongcloud. I am truly sorry and would like your forgiveness. Nevertheless... I believe, no I KNOW that I... I... the patzer below all patzers do not deserve forgiveness.
Your inferior...
JackRoach.
Indeed, you — a patzer below all patzers — do not deserve to be forgiven, which is why your ignorance will be tolerated in this instance. You sure disgraced the Bongcloud opening by losing with it, but I trust that you will hold true to your word and never lose with such a sacred weapon ever again.
Your superior...
2Ke21-0
ok thanks lol
i actually did play it, here are a few games
I made my king go to ke4, hopefully that is good though
I am very shamed to admit I lost this and made the super hyper accelerated bongclound look bad
Some mighty fine games, there! You have proved that the further advanced the king is, the safer it is! Well done — I am proud of you!