Calling All Cat Loving Members Of Chess.com .

You are all invited, to the Grand Opening, of the new “ Cottonsock Takeaway Bar “
Here you can enjoy a sumptuous meal, of mouse spare ribs , or you can try the punchy
flavour , of a grilled mouse burger 🍔 These meals will of course, be served together
with those famous “ Auntie Woollensocks “ finest pickles.
To wash that lot down, you can choose a nice cup of tea ☕️ or you let everyone see ,
how brave you are , and choose a pint 🍺 of “ Cottonsock Home Brewed Ale “ I should
mention however, a prerequisite to drinking this ale , is a clean bill of health, from your GP.
Any signs of a forged document, you’ll be persuaded to leave , with the help of a large
size 12 boot ( one of the many uplifting experiences, you can enjoy, whilst on these
premises.
Buen Appetito !

I'll try the burger without the beer. I'll take water for a drink.

No thanks. I don't smoke.

Smoke weed everyday

Only joking

I’ll have some grilled cat liver with some cat intestines for dessert, for a drink ill have some squeezed cat brains

Your service is very poor, you should hire some more waiters

I'll have a grilled mouse burger and as a drink your Cottonsock Home Brewed Ale.

Interesting idea. Perhaps the menu could be enlarged a bit ? I'm quite fond of fish and the Ale does sound quite nice.

                                  

You can still make a cup of coffee with your purrcolator!  

                                                     The 3 Whiskateers.                                                                                                         

Haha

It certainly gave me paws for thought! 

                                   

 

😅

@cottonsock , if you are a cat, how do you type words in forums?