I wish for reverse psychology not to be a thing
Granted.... But, you didn't wish that you wouldn't get turned to gold because daft King Midas foolishly kissed your feet, while bowing down to you. 
I wish HonestHufflePuff and I were actually awesome friends in real life. 
Granted but when I searched up friends on google it stated that friends are 2 people with a mutual affection and when I searched up mutual affection it said showing sympathy but when saying it to the genie it misheard that and made you a musician composing the panda sonata 3rd SYMPHONY. This triggered the world champion D Gukesh, who is basically king of the chess universe you live in and exiles you to a black hole which has sucked more things hencefore changes destination to planet fish which is full of fish.
When asking for help. The fish restore the correct mass of the chess hole( which is the new name of the former black hole)
Little did you know the fish’s live under Stockbridge (an actual place in Scotland) and they are all stockfishs. They take over the king with their powerful strength (cuz it’s a chess universe) then the god of the universe comes along
Granted but u can't enter it
I wish for infinite money
I wish for an intercontinental ballistic missile mounted on a MAZDA-2
I wish for a Ferrari 820 superfast, red, latest model, clean roads, and some gas money.
(cant corrupt my wish now hahaha)
I wish for reverse psychology not to be a thing