Curses!

go to the last page lito

Granted, but then you get hit by a bus. I wish was in the Crystal league

granted, but they add 20 new leauges

i wish to drive that bus

Granted, but your no good and crash. I wish I had a diamond membership

granted, but for 3 minutes

i wish to be a pilot like @varelse1

Granted but you get broke and you can no longer pay the membership

Corrupt a Wish...

Granted but your plane crashes
I wish i had unlimited ice cream

granted but its turd flavor

i wish to be a plane

@ #68 Granted but you can't fly.
I wish that by pressing the number 3 on my keyboard would give me one million dollars

granted but that key is broken

i wish for popcorn

Granted, but your keyboard doesn't have that key. I wish I had better internet

Granted, but you have nothing to use the internet with.
I wish for absolutely nothing.

@#70 Granted but it tastes like wax
I wish for a day of everything being free

this is not the actual topic of this thread! i had a diffrent idea, and forgot it, so this was a placeholder

Granted, but your wish is cursed anyways

Did you remember it now?

its the original comment now. first page, at the top

#78 Granted but you are cursed anyway
I wish to win the lottery

improved the objective