Duck Invasion Warning

I HAVE RETURNED FROM DEATH TO WREAK HAVOC UPON THE QUACKERS!

Quack. So afraid.

Quack

I think the dare was for the real thread lol but ok

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/duck-invasion-warning

DUCK!!

Thanks @LITO13mtz!

Very good, very good. You may wish to apply to this club.

https://www.chess.com/club/defense-against-ducks

What do you think?

quack

AHHHHH THEY'RE POSSESSING MEEEE

Hello Rev! You may now torture me for writing fake news about the duck war. XD

man i see no ducks around here, adalais, are you a duck?

Look, I am serious about that.

"Interview for the war (please fill out and say if I can quote you on this)

1. When did you join the war or this thread?
2. What side are you on, Ducks, Humans, or Neutral? (if applicable)
3. What are your thoughts on the current progress of the war?
4. If you were leading your side and the other offered peace negotiations, would you accept? If so, what terms would you bargain for?
5. What are your thoughts on this forum?
6. What's it like living at your army HQ? (if applicable)
7. What are your thoughts on people's attention to this war? (i. e. is anyone still watching it)
8. Would you give me a statement on the war?

Chickens are on the Duck side. Foxes, Snakes, songbirds, and the house of Slytherin are on the Human side."

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/duck-war-interview-duck-invasion-warning All my interviews go here, come and take the interview so I can keep this organized. (sort of).

I am a human.