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Nobody cares about you Cubronzo you aren't even worth anyone's time.

How can you say that?

I am you and you are I

Oh crud

I need to die now, and it's all Nikki's fault for bullying me.

Cubronzo, stop this

Who are you and what are you doing here? I am a mess. Everyone HATES me. That's all I will ever be remembered for.

You could help

I am autistic and thus lack empathy, therefore I am incapable of compassion or sympathy. I am not human.

If you die, you will not get a second chance. What does it matter? Nothing I have ever done mattered. I have no friends. I'm unintelligent except in multiple fields, therefore I am intelligent but not smart enough. I want to be free, but I am a cage of my own thoughts and feelings.

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Hi Cubronzo.  This sounds very familiar...it has the same light touch and sense of style as another popular thread I can think of. 🤯

sorry, but I don't eat cooks.