Help! I'm Locked in The Secret of Chess and I Can't Get Out!

Who are you calling a loser, punk!?

come  on friend, show me some heart (every time you lose)

1.  It was an obvious unintentional gambit.

2.  Since when is making the best move "really low"?

3.  It was a rated game. This site allows "take backs" only in unrated games.

4.  Shut up.

5.  

For the second day in a row, I arrive to see that nearly a full day has passed without a single post. If I wasn't an optimist, I'd be concerned. George Will pointed out that it's better to be a pessimist because you spend half your time being right and the other half being pleasantly surprised.

@ilovesmetuna: Did you quit my threads?

Good to see you alive and well. Welcome back, by the way.

I think I get your point. You're comparing my opening posts to Hamlet's Soliloquy. Of course there is a key difference. I was really alone. Hamlet wasn't. 

Oh fellow Man!  So pretty in the morning

Look like you mean it 

I checked out one of your threads. It was interesting in a really weird kind of way.

Thanks FB.  I do need keeping an eye on. 

No problem, man. Since you've supported my thread, I'll drop by yours and post something.  

Well...

This...

is...

moving...

slowly...

Funny thing is that I had an idea for a new thread but when I saw that The Secret of Chess was locked, I couldn't resist creating this one. It was just a joke and I didn't intend to keep it going after LT's thread was unlocked. It was doing well enough though so I let it ride. However, it has slowed down lately. It might be time to put it out to pasture. 

Help! I'm Locked in The Secret of Chess and I Can't Get Out!

Go to Mexico City.....something funny in the tacos.

Hey, welcome to Help! I'm Locked in The Secret of Chess and I Can't Get Out! I created this when The Secret of Chess thread was locked. But it was unlocked the following day. If business starts picking up again, I might keep it going. Otherwise I'll put it out to pasture. 

Invite Flanks.   I see he’s been flanking all over couple of my old threads.  “Flanking”. Aka Trolling.

it’s  cool and he has put up some pretty interesting links from time to time.

Give him a holler and ask him to come on over.

@Powerboat:  Did you call in sick today?