It could do with some double glazed uPVC doors and windows.
Castles, Kings, Queens & Knights......

When a WHAT?!!! Might fly by?!!!
A chopper. Like in the advert. It goes in all directions with a bit that spins on the top and another smaller bit that spins at the back. I know all the technical terms because I've flown one.
I really have.

I'm getting married again
That's very big of you.
Or is it Bigamy?
No no no... i'm marrying the same person (Babs).
On Hogmanay. 2014.
Smudge is the best man.
I'd like to see some weird wedding pics Kay ... by weird...i mean...
in weird places!
The glaziators took them all.
oh fck... i get it now!!!
Gladiators... windows...glaziators.
I need some brain food!
Fissh!