How can i become a gm in one day????????
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mbereobong
Dec 21, 2019
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Dec 21, 2019
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#22
Well, good for you, buddy. Keep up the good work; keep beating all these “GM’s.” (Coo coo)
Dec 21, 2019
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#24
Uh yeah...Looks like Hikaru’s kid may have gotten his or her hands on his phone, or PC.
Dec 21, 2019
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#25
Dream on kid. You cant become a GM in one day. Also you never beat hikaru
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i think my accont got hacked
You think we believe hikaru blundered his queen in 5 moves and got mated that fast and played that horrible ? You're funny. Dream on.
Dec 22, 2019
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#29
get every chess player in the world , in one place , nuke that place , then you will be the best chess player in the world unless you are daft enough to also be in that meeting of all chess players in the world
otherwise than that you could call yourself a gm in your nickname but where is the fun in that
Change your username to GMChessieSystem101 , et voila!
The key is to prepare to become a GM in one day: Raise your rating, make 3 norms, and apply for the title. Then you can become a GM within one day.
Jenium wrote:
The key is to prepare to become a GM in one day: Raise your rating, make 3 norms, and apply for the title. Then you can become a GM within one day.
k dank u
k did it
i am now a gm
Dec 22, 2019
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#35
Not sure if you realized Jenium was being sarcastic... You’re still a 1000.
no my acount got hacked
Dec 22, 2019
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#37
ChessieSystem101 wrote:
… ive bought chess board so i must be on the right track...
How much did you pay for your chess set? If it's just a cheap set then you aren't likely to become a GM anytime soon.
ChessieSystem101 wrote:
i really want to know ive bought chess board so i must be on the right track i once knew someone who became a m in an hour so i can do that to rite
Sure you can. Just assert you are a GM and if anyone argues with you, and hurts your feelings, approach their employer and get them sacked for being a nazi etc Let's bring chess inline with all other social insanity...
Dec 22, 2019
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#39
Drink some covfefe; This magic potion gives you the ability to say anything you want and certain people will believe you no matter what. The only side effect -– among many others – – is that you grow some weird orangey, reddish thing on your head that might look like hair, but it’s not. But again, just tell people it is and they will believe you, because they have very high IQs
Dec 22, 2019
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#40
(OP is obviously trolling, but to actually engage in the question)
Obviously you couldn't win enough games in 24h to become a GM, even if you're at GM level skill. But I wonder how good someone who is a world leader at a different game (say a Go player like Lee Sedol) having personal tuition from a group of top GMs would become in 24 hours... Or more generally how quickly they could be of GM standard. I suppose it depends on what matters more for top players, having being exposed to a lot of games and having that "instinct" (Sedol talks about this feeling with respect to Go a lot, so he clearly values it there) honed through decades of play or understanding desecrate perfect information games and being able to play through the courses of action.
So maybe the answer to "How do I become a GM in 24 hours", if there is one, is never learn anything about Chess, but become a top dan Go player,, a master in a couple of other games like this (e.g. Othello), maybe have a PhD in this sort of mathematics, then finally sit down and learn Chess from a GM and, in 24 hours, make more progress than some people make in a lifetime. Maybe this would be enough to be of GM standard in 24 hours!