I’m the top chess player on Mars, AMA!

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Any question will be answered 

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Yay 

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you are factually incorrect, my good friend larry is in fact 4 points better

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I was the one who recommended you to do this hehe

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Question 1: What's your favorite type of bagel (staying original wink.png)

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What's with the lies dude

We both know I'm the best player on mars

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@Gogogogogogogogo5

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hvenki wrote:

you are factually incorrect, my good friend larry is in fact 4 points better

Incorrect, I have the highest ICL (Intergalactic Chess League) rating on Mars at 2742 

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where do you go  (ah how do the little kids call it again...?) Oh yes, potty.

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imagine living on mars... noob

i live inside a black hole

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NobleElevator wrote:

Question 1: What's your favorite type of bagel (staying original )

Cinnamon 

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Who trained you to get such an outstanding rating?

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rebus2k wrote:

where do you go  (ah how do the little kids call it again...?) Oh yes, potty.

We have restrooms here on Mars, but my neighbor Elon Musk calls them toobaloos 

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NobleElevator wrote:

Who trained you to get such an outstanding rating?

My coach 

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heres another good one: Is it ethical to use vacation time in daily chess if you fall off a cliff?

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NobleElevator wrote:

heres another good one: Is it ethical to use vacation time in daily chess if you fall off a cliff?

 It is more ethical to warn your opponent in advance that you are gonna fall off a cliff and then use vacation time 

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8DragonChess8 wrote:

Want a chess game?

No thanks 

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shanlee132 wrote:

No offense, Why do you copy me from my blog: https://www.chess.com/blog/shanlee132/my-game-against-mars-top-chess-player

Before that, I have never seen you said that. But you have always said you're from mars. 

Not copying. This is a forum not a blog, and it’s different content, and I’m the one who lives on Mars 

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Do you control the lightning on Mars?
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Gamehead1 wrote:

howd yuou get there

Simple. I attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where I learned how to apparate from one place to another