I’m the top chess player on Mars, AMA!

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LightningChess21 wrote:
NubbyCheeseking wrote:

can you coach me lol

Yes, but Elon forces me to charge $666 an hour 

make it $0 and we got a deal

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How did Elon originally judge you at first?

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how much is your net worth in seashells

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LightningChess21 wrote:
NobleElevator wrote:

Can you link your twitch here

free promo pog xDDD

I cannot bc I don’t support self promo 

Okay guys it's https://www.twitch.tv/gmlightning go watch

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NobleElevator wrote:

 

How did Elon originally judge you at first?

I have no more respect for elon, everyone knows you must judge books only by their internal organssad.png

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NubbyCheeseking wrote:
LightningChess21 wrote:
NubbyCheeseking wrote:

can you coach me lol

Yes, but Elon forces me to charge $666 an hour 

make it $0 and we got a deal

Hmm $-25?

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NobleElevator wrote:

 

How did Elon originally judge you at first?

He told me I was a cross between curious George and Sid the science kid, but then realized I’m more like Harry Potter and peter Parker 

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hvenki wrote:

how much is your net worth in seashells

$666

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LightningChess21 wrote:
NobleElevator wrote:

 

How did Elon originally judge you at first?

He told me I was a cross between curious George and Sid the science kid, but then realized I’m more like Harry Potter and peter Parker 

ah man, I thought elon would think you were a cross between Curious George and Spongebob o_0

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LightningChess21 wrote:
hvenki wrote:

how much is your net worth in seashells

$666

imagine flexing your net worth in seashells but then adding the $ sign

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Are you a celebrity on Mars for being the champ?

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disarm me surprise.png 

u should learn that in Hogwarts dont u?

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NobleElevator wrote:
LightningChess21 wrote:
NobleElevator wrote:

 

How did Elon originally judge you at first?

He told me I was a cross between curious George and Sid the science kid, but then realized I’m more like Harry Potter and peter Parker 

ah man, I thought elon would think you were a cross between Curious George and Spongebob o_0

he's more of a squidward mixed with ronald mcdonald 

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NobleElevator wrote:

Are you a celebrity on Mars for being the champ?

Yea kind of. I mean, I just passed Elon in popularity sooo yeah 

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LightningChess21 wrote:
NubbyCheeseking wrote:
LightningChess21 wrote:
NubbyCheeseking wrote:

can you coach me lol

Yes, but Elon forces me to charge $666 an hour 

make it $0 and we got a deal

Hmm $-25?

alright sure

make it -100 though cause it's an honor to play with me, Elon Musk's cousin's friend's sister's doctor's uncle's nephew's cousin's barber's friend's animal shelter owner's grandson's mother's father's uncle's friend's father's great-grandson

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rebus2k wrote:

disarm me  

u should learn that in Hogwarts dont u?

I did indeed, but I’m not supposed to disarm you muggles 

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also

please rate my cookie clicker achievement on a scale of 1-10

anything below 7 and you have bad taste buds.

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NubbyCheeseking wrote:
LightningChess21 wrote:
NubbyCheeseking wrote:
LightningChess21 wrote:
NubbyCheeseking wrote:

can you coach me lol

Yes, but Elon forces me to charge $666 an hour 

make it $0 and we got a deal

Hmm $-25?

alright sure

make it -100 though cause it's an honor to play with me, Elon Musk's cousin's friend's sister's doctor's uncle's nephew's cousin's barber's friend's animal shelter owner's grandson's mother's father's uncle's friend's father's great-grandson

Oh if that’s the case imma need at least $-420 

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hvenki wrote:

also

please rate my cookie clicker achievement on a scale of 1-10

anything below 7 and you have bad taste buds.

6.9 

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